[Video that was supposed to be filtered to Soul but Eridan's an idiot]

[bemykismesis]

[The feed turns on to a very puffy-eyed Eridan.]

Soul...H-he broke up w-with me..

Comments

[video]

[usedgrassknot]

Oh? Is that so?

[video]

[imthebestatthis]

W-why do you ewen care?

[video]

[usedgrassknot]

Perhaps I don't.

[video]

[imthebestatthis]

Then don't talk to me.

[video]

[dianxue]

[oh hey it's that one guy who was asking about surprise birthday parties!!]

Wait-- is that the same person you were planning a party for?

[video]

[imthebestatthis]

W-what? No! Soul is my moirail and my older brother and I really doubt that he'd break up w-with me.

[video]

[dianxue]

A moirail? What's that?

[video]

[imthebestatthis]

It's too bothersome to explain to humans. Ask Kar.

[Voice]

[vocal_gardens]

That's sad... I'm sorry.

[Video]

[imthebestatthis]

It is sad and you should be sorry.

[Video]

[vocal_gardens]

Sorry?

[Video]

[imthebestatthis]

I suppose I'll forgiwe you because I hawen't met you yet and therefore you hawen't done anythin' wrong yet. You're w-welcome.

Text;

[8etterl8]

Aaaaaaaawwwwwwww.
Poor Eridan failed at another relationship.

[video]

[imthebestatthis]

Shut up Wris! I didn't fail at nothin'!

[video]

[8etterl8]

[Okay, fine, she'll switch. This just means he gets to see and hear her laugh at that last comment.]

Oh puh-leeeeeeeese, Eridan. You fail at nearly everything. Especially relationships. Why do you think we didn't work out?

And what happened with Fefferi again?

[video]

[imthebestatthis]

Fef broke up w-with me because she didn't need to be my moirail anymore. It w-wasn't my fault.