[The feed turns on to a very puffy-eyed Eridan.]

Soul...H-he broke up w-with me..

FILTERED AWAY FROM SOUL

So, I w-was w-wonderin' how you humans celebrate w-wrigglin' days. Or "birthdays" is w-what Soul called them. If anyone is in Goldenrod and w-wants to help or w-whatewer, Soul's birthday is in a w-week and since I'm his moirail and brother, I w-want to giwe him the best party or w-whatewer it is you humans do.

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[The feed turns on and you can see Eridan lying underneath a sady tree, in only his boxers and his glasses. His water pokemon are currently spraying him down. For a watertroll who lives in 30 degree weather, 80 degrees is super hot. He notices that the gear has been turned on and sits up. He crawls over to the gear and frowns, not bothering to move ( Read more... )

[The feed turns on and it shows Eridan staring at it. He opens his mouth to say something but closes it. Instead he switches to text.]

gam im sorry ( Read more... )

[The feed starts up but it's a little bit hard to tell what was going on, the screen was shaking a bunch. After a minute or so, the screen gets turned around and you can see Eridan. Only he was grey and had horns and fins on the side of his face. Also, his hair was floating sort of like he was in water. In fact, it indeed looked like he was ( Read more... )

[The feed starts up with a very frightened looking Eridan in view. He's sitting with his back up against a door, loud noises coming from behind it.]Are anyone elses w-water pokemon goin' up the w-wall shithiwe mad because mine are. I w-woke up and they w-were all tearin' up my room! I had to go hide in the fuckin' bathroom so they w-wouldn't fuckin ( Read more... )

[The feed turns on and all you can see is a Kingler. It moves out of the way and you now see Eridan rolling around on a bed, cuddling something.]

Aww you are so fuckin' cute! You're not like any normal landw-wellin' pokemon, are you?

[He lifts up a baby Eevee and brings it back down to his face to nuzzle his nose against its nose.]You don't w- ( Read more... )