[Video that was supposed to be filtered to Soul but Eridan's an idiot]

[bemykismesis]

[The feed turns on to a very puffy-eyed Eridan.]

Soul...H-he broke up w-with me..

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[8etterl8]

Aaaaaaaawwwwwwww.
Poor Eridan failed at another relationship.

[video]

[imthebestatthis]

Shut up Wris! I didn't fail at nothin'!

[video]

[8etterl8]

[Okay, fine, she'll switch. This just means he gets to see and hear her laugh at that last comment.]

Oh puh-leeeeeeeese, Eridan. You fail at nearly everything. Especially relationships. Why do you think we didn't work out?

And what happened with Fefferi again?

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[imthebestatthis]

Fef broke up w-with me because she didn't need to be my moirail anymore. It w-wasn't my fault.

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[8etterl8]

Exactly! You can't even hold down a Moiralleigance. [She's one to talk]

So what was this relationship anyway? Who broke poor little Eridan's heart?

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[imthebestatthis]

It w-was a matespritship w-with the Dawe human.

[video]

[8etterl8]

[Brb, more laughing.]

You're kidding right!? The Dave human!? So why on earth did he break up with you? Why did he even go out with you? Doesn't he have better prospects?

[video]

[imthebestatthis]

I don't need to tell you anythin'.

[video]

[8etterl8]

Oh come oooooooon. I can just find out from someone else anyway.

Teeeeeeeell me.

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[imthebestatthis]

If you can find out by someone else then do it because I'm not gonna tell you.

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[8etterl8]

Fiiiiiiiine. But you know I'll find out anyway. And if someone else tells me, it'll be funnier, 'cause I'm sure they'll just make fun of you when they tell me.

Where as if you tell me, I'll get your side of the story. Then maybe I'll be more sympathetic to you.

[Maaaaaaaaybe]

[video]

[imthebestatthis]

Alright fine. Dawe and I had been goin' out for at least a month and a half. W-we w-went out the other day to talk about Gam because Gam and I used to be matesprits but he w-was sent back and he came back recently. Dawe got me to tell him how dewoted I w-was to our relationship, then he took a picture a us. Right after? He tells me that he w-was fakin' it the whole time and that he didn't like me at all.

[video] omg that icon!

[8etterl8]

[Okay, she's laughing. But come on. It's funny.]

You got trolled by the human big time. That's some serious dedication there. A month and half.

Ugh, not that I wanna know, but you guys didn't like... fill... buckets or anything. Or whatever the human equivalent is.

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[imthebestatthis]

If you don't w-want to know then w-why are you askin'?

[video]

[8etterl8]

Call it morbid curiosity. I don't know!