It snowed a ton and a half a few days ago, but the weather warmed up and now it's almost all gone. In unrelated news I got such an intense static shock when my middle finger touched the dryer earlier that I'm certain if had I flipped anyone the bird in the hour following, they would have died.

IT'S SNOWING!

I can't decide if this is awesome or totally wrong.

Yesterday I was barked at by a cute chihuahua while unloading groceries. The squirrels that I feed are having it investigated. The birds are helping because squirrels are terrible that that sort of thing.

Yesterday was Father's Day. Some kids in the neighborhood were running around their yard chanting "Happy Thanksgiving! Happy Thanksgiving!" and an ice cream truck was playing Christmas music. What in the actual hell.

Yes I know it's more than halfway through March and I haven't updated since forever ago. I are lazyperson ( Read more... )

Lemon Zest Luna bars. Eight grams of protein, 190 calories, tastes like lemon cookies. NEW FAVORITE THING!

Windburn sucks.

Earlier we had to tell the cat to stop sticking to the floor.

The kitchen needs to clean itself since all the humans gave up ages ago.

January 22 began the saga of Katie's bathroom renovation. I think it's done now. I had been going over there with the one key to the garage to open it if needed, and to just hang around being spectacular and grand. Well, someone had to and since I had fewer allergies and no need to be at a job. The people she hired did all the work but I feel ( Read more... )

It's been 2019 for thirteen days now and I'm just now getting around to posting about it on my livejournal. Hopefully the world isn't in too much chaos because of that ( Read more... )

The other day a garbage truck stopped at a neighbor's house to pick up some big stuff, then lingered an uncomfortably long amount of time. I wondered if it was waiting for me to come outside so it could pounce ( Read more... )