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bellatrys

Genre-Zombie says: I can has critic?

Jul 06, 2007 07:17

Because once these things get stuck in your head, the only thing to do is let them work themselves out, like a mild fever:

( Undead Bionic Alien Cyborg Warrior Princesses! )

humor, satire, fandom, zombies, art, literature, le guin

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*applauds wildly* deiseach July 6 2007, 16:05:47 UTC

From the friends of the neighbours of the writers for the cousins of the directors whose workmates used to go out with the producers of the infamous ( ... )

Re: *applauds wildly* fledgist July 7 2007, 00:40:30 UTC

Mewling? Wouldn't that be Return of the Genre-Zombie-Lolcatz?

That's just wonderful!!!

Okay, Mr. Smartypants deiseach July 7 2007, 02:09:24 UTC

*You* tell me what an undead cyborg alien warrior princess zombie with robotic vocal chords and a rotting tongue would sound like as she lurches towards you, chainmail bikini askew, seeking to brand you with the mark of genre infamy!

Zombie lolcatz - now there's a notion to strike fear into the bravest heart...

Re: Okay, Mr. Smartypants fledgist July 7 2007, 14:46:47 UTC

Ex-ter-min-nate-z. Ex-ter-mi-nate-z.

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acaciaonnastik July 6 2007, 16:14:50 UTC

~laughs self into coughing fit~

Oh good, glad Icould help bellatrys July 7 2007, 16:02:39 UTC

clearing out your lungs!

[d&rlh]

fledgist July 7 2007, 00:36:49 UTC

That is just perfect!!

nenya_kanadka July 7 2007, 00:50:11 UTC

Hah!

Totally OT, but... nenya_kanadka July 7 2007, 06:39:53 UTC

I can't seem to find this anywhere and I want to show it to people at the Valmar Project so that we won't be duplicating effort. I seem to recall that you once did a detailed family tree of all the Elven families from the Silmarillion/LOTR, from the the first three Elves down to Aragorn & Arwen's family. I remember saving it to my computer and everything. But that was two computers and a cross-country move ago and now I can't find it (nor does my Google-fu seem strong today). Am I just imagining this or did you make it? If it still exists online, could you point me in the proper direction?

Thanks terribly much....

Sure can! bellatrys July 7 2007, 09:15:08 UTC

Color PDF of Dynastic chart

BW PDF of Dynastic chart

Re: Sure can! nenya_kanadka July 7 2007, 11:25:47 UTC

Thank you thank you thank you! *felicitous three bows*

PS Egad, I have a grasshopper in my living room! Crawling across my rug. At least I think it's a grasshopper, it's got big hind legs but a kinda weird body...hmm, this bugs-crawling-under-the-front-door thing is only going to get worse over a southern summer, innit? *sigh*

(The fireflies at night kinda make up for it, though! Never had those in Canada!)

Ooh, it might be a katydid! bellatrys July 7 2007, 16:00:12 UTC

Does the body look kind of like a leaf? lessee if google has any images - here's a small one and it says they are a kind of grasshopper. I don't recall finding any up here, but I know other people have. We do also have fireflies, but not nearly as many as down south either.

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