Because once these things get stuck in your head, the only thing to do is let them work themselves out, like a mild fever:
(Inspired by
Ursula Le Guin's vignette in Ansible 240)
Who will save Serious Literature from the corrupting touch of Genre Fiction?
Not Philip Roth - he writes
AUs and
knockoffs of Kafka fantasy! (Blame it on the heat and the lack of full-time jobs for people with no more credentials than a liberal arts B.A. - the more stressed out I get, the weirder I get, which is admittedly not a terribly helpful response...)
Note: as of 11:30 EST this morning there is a new & improved version, with only a slightly-foxed cover, and you can click
here for the hires pdf chapbook edition.(4MB)