*after a great deal of persistance and tag-team shrieking, is taken to the park with her brother*

:o MOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I'S SO BIG'N'BUTAFUL.

*stares in complete and utter awe at the expanse of wilderness and people and STUFF in front of them*

>:D

*runs off*

*wakes up and looks around her much smaller cot for a moment*

*stands up and bounces up and down a bit while looking around the room*

*wonders where the tie guy is*

TIE!!

*hauls herself over the side of her cot and hits the floor with a thud*

*whimpers*

*is taken from her warm, cozy place in her cot*

*is stripped of clothing and nappy*

*is placed in 'warm' water*

...

*SCREAMS*