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1. Last night I had a dream I was hanging out with Laura (Laura, stop stalking me in my dreams!) when I ran into Rob Lowe. I went up to him and told him how much I loved Sam. I was all overly sincere and on the verge of tears. At which point we got into a huge hot-tempered discussion about how much we hated what happened to the show after Sorkin left. But then I was all "No, Rob, serioulsy, thank you for Sam." Then he put his hands on my shoulders and gave me this intimate "your welcome" look.
   
   I can't believe I dreamt that. So. Weird. But yay for fandom dreams. It's been too long. And I'm really long over due for a Tennant dream. God.


2. I would really like to take a moment to thank David Tennant for being a complete and utter perv all the time.
   
   In response to the season finale:
   David: What happens at the end of episode 13 is such a closely guarded secret that the pair of us aren't allowed to even breath about it.
   Interviewer: Okay, so if I get thumbscrews out and everything I won't get anything from you.
   David: Weeell, if, you know, if you want to start a bit of S&M that's a whole other conversation.
   
   On being responsible for introducing Doctor Who to the twenty-something female demographic:
   David. Em, I'm delighted. Bring them on. The more the merrier!
   
   On reports that Billie calls him "David Ten-inch":
   David: I think that's for others to comment on and me to be quite smug about.
   
   (I may have heard that wrong, but I don't even care. There's no way I'm not calling him Ten-inch from now on.)
   
   On the schlong of the actor who filled in for the werewolf during TaC filming:
   David: It was hard to take your eyes off it, quite frankly. Ask Billie about that one!
   
   On recieving womans underwear in the mail:
   Billie: I've had some ladies' knickers in the post.
   David: Have you?
   Billie: Yeah.
   David: I dream of ladies' knickers in the post.
   
   Regarding the buttons on his Doctor trousers:
   David: Well, it depends, you know, how I'm feeling that day. There're four buttons down the front of the suit, yeah, I mess with my buttonage.
   
   On whether or not Rose and the Doctor should become romantically involved:
   Billie: No.
   David: I think...
   Billie: I like it that you can't put your finger on it.
   David: Yeah. I... [realises the double entendre, much laughter]
   
   On the New Earth snog:
   Interviewer: She's got a very firm grip on your head, I noticed.
   David: (IN CRAZY ASS SEXY VOICE) She has a very firm grip on my head.
   
   (Read the Q&A with David and Billie.)



3. Okay, I feel the rest of this post requires a preface. See, a while back I worked at an upscale menswear store. It was a blast because the guys were hysterical, but as a result I've developed a bit of a fetish for menswear. Especially ties. Sometimes when things were slow at work we tried to come up with the most extreme shirt and tie combinations that actually looked good. Then the aim was to sell your combo, though we never took it that seriously. POINT BEING, I'm a bit obsessed with shirts and ties. And the Doctor wears a chocolate brown suit with blue pin stripes which basically disintrigrates my panties every time I see it. And I'm more than a little bit obsessed with his shirt and tie combinations. And then during the preview for next week I noticed the Doctor wasn't wearing a dress shirt at all! So, naturally, I thought it was very important to document his clothing. And, as always, I went a little over board.
   
   
   Doctor Who Suitgasm
   
   We start off with a basic light blue shirt and solid tie. Though, it looks like there might be a bit of tone-on-tone stripe going on there as well.
   
   
   Next we have, well, basically the same thing but with a dotted tie. Clearly that distinction is significant and worthy of a whole other set of images. Especially that one on the right where he clearly wants to do the nasty with the cat lady.
   
   
   Excuse me while I hyperventilate for a minute because this is by far my favourite Ten look. Which possibly has something to do with the number of layers he's got on and the thought of removing them one at a time at a painfully slow pace. Or whatever. The point is, that's a lot of layers, and he's not wearing a tie, and he was trying to take Rose to a concert, and it's really fucking hot.
   
   
   
   
   In School Reunion we're back to the solid tie, but with a white shirt this time. Again, this difference is so vast I felt it was detrimental that I post a lot of examples. Especially that top left image which should always be included in every post because it's one of the hottest pictures of the Doctor ever.
   
   
   However, at the end of School Reunion we get dress down Doctor again! Another personal favourite of mine with the marled greyish dress shirt and the dark t-shirt underneath. Fuck, I would kill to see the doctor in just his stripey pants and a black t-shirt. Or, really, any combination of clothing that involves a very small t-shirt. I wonder if Ten has chocolate brown boxers with blue pin stripes? Probably not. Why would he. But he really should.
   
   
   For Reinette we get posh Doctor with the swirly tie of panty doom. Sure he still can't properly tie his tie (and I hope he never does), but everything matches very nicely. I'm a fan of the dark blue shirt. And, of course, it's always good when the Doctors tie ends up around his head.
   
   
   For Rise of the Cybermen we get my least favourite combo. Tennant looks great in brown, but everyone needs a punch of colour. The beige shirt is just too dull. Luckily he quickly replaces it with a tuxedo.
   
   
   This is not a shirt and tie combo, but a tuxedo, and therefore is not relevant to this post in any way.
   
   
   For The Idiots Lantern we return to the lovely light blue shirt, only this time it's accompanied by a paisley tie. Hooray for the paisley tie!
   
   
   I'm indecisive about this next one. The shirt appears to be a bit greenish. It gets points for being different, but it's not one of my favourites. The tie is super fun, though.
   
   
   Dark blue shirt with dotted tie. Very nice. Well done.
   
   
   But next week we have the biggest departure. No tie AND no dress shirt. Shock! Awe! Woe! Now it's important to read into this costume choice as much as possible, especially with regard to the extent to which the Doctor would like to get into Roses pants. Clearly Ten realizes that he's nearing the end of the season and that if he really want to fuck Rose he needs to step up the pace. So he's taken her on yet another date and has this time worn as few bits of clothing as possible so as to decrease the time it takes to remove them. He's such a smart boy. Though, really, those trouser buttons are all he needs to worry about if time is a factor.
   
   



4. If you're crazy like me, and so inclined, please go ahead and cast a vote for your favourite Ten suit combo.
   
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