"this is goin' out to everyone in ponchos! put yo' hands up!" (the beastie boys ( Read more... )

on a lighter note--HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HELEN!!!!!!

so i had a few thoughts on everyone's (least) favorite subject--prom ( Read more... )

Ari Fleischer is retiring!!!!!!
thats the best news i've heard all week.

guess what ( Read more... )

At age 12, it's off to medical school ( Read more... )

haha, my new "y tu mama tambien" icon is so raunchy...

This poem is for my flip flops, currently incarcerated in Guantanemo Bay ( Read more... )

FLIP FLOPS! my heart aches.

to the tune of Ben Fold's "Song For the Dumped"

GIVE ME MY FLIP FLOPS BACK.
GIVE ME MY FLIP FLOPS BACK.
GIVE ME MY FLIP FLOPS BACK...
you bitch.
AND DONT FORGET ....
......TO GIVE ME BACK MY BEIGE FLIP FLOPS.