How is it that I know how to spell aught (though apparently owt is not entirely incorrect. And yes, sometimes double negatives are necessary to make a syntactic point), yet vehicle and deodorant constantly elude me? (seriously, two tries each. And that's with knowing that my usual spelling is usually wrong.)
I made a reference to myself as Moses (as in mouthpiece of god: aka my boss) at work today in front of my boss. He proceeded to put a shopping basket upside down on his head. Like a hat.
(I had almost forgotten about this until I saw someone reference Abraham. I just think it needs to be recorded somewhere.)