THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN THE FUTURE

Core Mind
Colony
Credits
Uplinking

SNACKS

Cheddar Slams
Taco Pops
Steak Snaps
Pizza Shooters
Choco Zings
Configuration D Frozen Waffles
G16-X4 microwavable hamburger

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So, I finally realized that the reason Helen Hunt looks so crazy in Prime is because it's Meryl Streep:


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CHENEY I HEAR YOUR DEATH RATTLE:

McClellan said Cheney -- who participated in a morning video conference on the Florida hurricane from Wyoming, where he is speaking at a University of Wyoming dinner tonight -- is doing a "great job" as vice president.

(REF: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."FRANK, EARNEST COMMENDATION OF JOB PERFORMANCE IN ( Read more... )

rebekah: i'm too young to be so existential.
will: that's the worst thing you've ever said.

I actually kind of like that new Kirstie Alley ad for Jenny Craig, especially the part when she's like, "You can even have cake. YAY, CAKE!!"

As if you needed any more proof that Wal-Mart is evilA "business decision?!", a "reflection of customer demand?!" Oh Wal-Mart, I understand. It is easy to misconstrue the demands of a woman seeking Plan B. What she really wants is for you to go back in time and lecture her on not being a rapable whore ( Read more... )

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