Cleaning Up the FDA's Mess
Hello!
I am the President and I would like to educate you about our new Food Pyramid. There's rumors on the internets of confusionates, that people aren't really understanding the intentments of our new Plan For Eating And Un-Obesing. Now, I'm a folksy guy, so I told the FDA to just let me get a handlement on this, and I think it'll deeply impact the general understandation of the country.
Now, contrary to some things you might of read, this new pyramid isn't trying to confound or corrupt you with messages of food superiority or food homosexuality. What it's telling you is we have to look at our food consumption the way we look at our democracy: things work like a reverse umbrella. There's a lot of stuff at the bottom, not so much at the top. We're a democracy because we love freedom. We should eat like a democracy. But here's the real secret, America: the true food of freedom (don't tell Canada) is CORN.
I am the President and I would like to educate you about our new Food Pyramid. There's rumors on the internets of confusionates, that people aren't really understanding the intentments of our new Plan For Eating And Un-Obesing. Now, I'm a folksy guy, so I told the FDA to just let me get a handlement on this, and I think it'll deeply impact the general understandation of the country.
Now, contrary to some things you might of read, this new pyramid isn't trying to confound or corrupt you with messages of food superiority or food homosexuality. What it's telling you is we have to look at our food consumption the way we look at our democracy: things work like a reverse umbrella. There's a lot of stuff at the bottom, not so much at the top. We're a democracy because we love freedom. We should eat like a democracy. But here's the real secret, America: the true food of freedom (don't tell Canada) is CORN.