I love my honey baby!

Apparently, in an effort to both save tax dollars and reduce our dependence on foreign oil, St Catharines city workers are now filling potholes with roadkill, downgrading the role of the more traditional, petroleum-based "asphalt" to that of nothing more than a haphazard sealant. I have to say it's a revolutionary idea, but it just might work.


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At least we're not shipping their damned spines to Tokyo.

Dear Diary,

Later this month: Tom Green, live @ the Opera House.
Sacrificed going to see Animal Collective in February for this business. Will it be worth it?! Who the fuck knows??!!

We watched National Treasure last night. Good, fun escapism. It's like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade + the DaVinci Code all rolled into one. Or is it more like a ( Read more... )

jihad anus flower lord
our fallen jihad sword
jihad solar underflow
Hawaiian eyelid furls

yodel sanguinely
gluey nylon ideas
uneasy yodeling

rogo-tumu was a ten tentacled beast ( Read more... )

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