So everyone that knows me knows that I am obsessed with my bed! However, since I moved, I have been forced to sleep in the monstrosity that my mother bought for the spare room and store my wonderful bed in the shed! Appalling, I know. She said that if I can find somewhere to store this piece, I can put myyyyyyyy bed up. However, I never looked ( Read more... )

The other day my mom was griping about me listening to rap music and how she can't believe someone like me would condone that and blah blah. She was like "you're not a feminist" ahahahaha! First of all, I don't give a shit what they're saying. Half the time I find it amusing because I know that dumb sluts will do whatever they hell these pigs ( Read more... )

Just when everyone thought I was psycho for telling them that I remember some cartoon where a guy had a magical piano with colored buttons that took him to different places....BAM!


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So my aunt sent us this amusing article that comes from the May issue of "Housekeeping Monthly" in 1955. I'm sure she figured that my mom and I would get a good laugh out of it because it's soooooo ridiculous. It's long but I figured I'd recite it for you so that you can enjoy as well ( Read more... )

So who is this "nightsecurity" person that added me to their friends list? Interesting. Anyway, they caught one of the serial killers, which happened to be two, so I suppose that's two down and one to go. There was something else, but I don't seem to remember it. I guess that means I'm done. Adios.

Earlier today my mother was watching Maury, which is one of the stupidest shows ever, but I was in the same room so I watched some. It was about cheaters caught on tape or whatever, and there were tons and tons of guys that had stripper sluts at their bachelor parties and of course they completelyyyyyyy crossed the line. And the excuses they all ( Read more... )

I recently got my phone and it is beautifullll. However, I'm still feeling a little guilty about it /= It came with so much extra shit, it probably could have been a lot cheaper without all of that, but of course they have to toss it in and claim it's free, mhmmmm! I know I won't even use more than half of the features on it either /= Oh well, ( Read more... )

My friend is in trouble and I can't help him. /= That makes me sad.

Well I heardddd it's time for me to write another entry, but I don't really have much to say. I can't think of a good story to share with you all so maybe I'll just whine about the fact that Shane is going camping for the weekend, haha. Nah that's no fun. I'm taking my little cousin to see Superman Returns on Saturday. I hope it's good. How ( Read more... )

Hey I forgot to mention that we beat the Lakers! On monday it is time for LA team #2 to go home as well. I believe I also forgot to mention that Mr. Nash was named MVP once again. It doesn't get better than that ( Read more... )