jerseytrashh: yEw WaNnA cYb3r!?!?
anglosaxafone: sure
jerseytrashh: ok so we go to the shed and im wearin a complete dead animal suit
jerseytrashh: with guts and everything  still there
anglosaxafone: what animal?
jerseytrashh: a combination
anglosaxafone: im interested
jerseytrashh: ill slit open a racoon and put it on my head
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anglosaxafone: yo
anglosaxafone: my vag is inside
likehydroplaning: hahha whaat?
anglosaxafone: hahahaha
anglosaxafone: do you know what a vagina is?
likehydroplaning: yeah but what do you mean its inside
likehydroplaning: hahha
anglosaxafone: hahahha
likehydroplaning: wheres your prostate
anglosaxafone: inside my body?
anglosaxafone: hhahahhhaahah
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jerseytrashh: waitin for ure lady friends to come and feed me grapes
jerseytrashh: and give me a prostate massage
jerseytrashh: where is the prostate
anglosaxafone: in your butt hole
jerseytrashh: eewwww
anglosaxafone: fag
jerseytrashh: why does anyone want a prostate massage
jerseytrashh: it sounded so relaxing

so yea, comment if you love me or even if you dont or dont comment at all and then we can all giggle at my non coolness.

First time i saw this i thought it was real and was thinking about stuffing it in my trunk.


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perhaps not as glamorous as the lighthouse but delightfully cute nonetheless


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neato mailbox. its hard to see in this picture, but the light at the top of the light house actually lights up and blinks. its exciting for me.


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i hate you

i have idea, you should come over
and we can make costumes
then we'll listen to mariah careys always be my baby
and we can make up choreographed dances inspired by it

ok?

(car + curb)^snow = DEATH!