Quetzie and I were late catching this week’s ¡Via Hollywood! It's not looking good either.

Even with brief spots with Maria Conchita Alonso this show is not measuring up. Two more episodes left.

The dance theme on this week’s ¡Via Hollywood! Episode fell flat. If things don’t pick up, then season two probably won’t happen. Next week’s previews look interesting with this sound bite:

“I don’t shave down there very often…”

Quetzie's plans for a three-way with Charo and Maria Conchita Alonso [MCA] fizzled when he saw MCA in a leopard print ( Read more... )

Quetzie passed up on last week’s ¡Via Hollywood! Episode due to the UGMO contest ala’ Ugly Betty. We tuned in to this week’s episode as a part of the Cinco de Mayo kick-off.

Tonight, the downhill trend continued with a bunch of crybaby acting stuff. Rasgones del payaso [clown tears] is more like it. Boring.

Things pick up next week, when Charo makes ( Read more... )

Lust, tonight's featured Seventh Deadly Sin on Viva Hollywood got Quetzie revved up.

The highlights:

• Naked yoga in which lower body parts were covered with cartoon sombreros and for the ladies, their maracas were covered with, well...maracas. Genius.


• Chica on Chica action scene.
  

After the show, I declined Quetzie's invitation to go down to The Million ( Read more... )

No disturbing calls last night so I slept like normal people get to. That doesn’t mean things didn’t break but with other members of my group working on projects mean they get hit up by operations while they're on the phone with them.

Today is 4.20 so you know what that means. That’s right, the new Cannabis Corpse CD, Tube of the Resinated, is being ( Read more... )

Quetizie is going nuts. Maria Conchita Alonso is back on TV hosting a show on VH1 called Viva Hollywood. There’s even a “Sin it to Win It” contest for a dinner date with her.

This is going to go on for months. I think he might even go through with his threat to have a Maria Conchita Alonso film festival.

In addition to drinking all the tequila, ( Read more... )