One night, I fell asleep while watching Criminal Minds. Subsequently, I had this dream where many (not all -- give me a little credit here) of my ex-boyfriends guys-I-dated-and-ended-up-hating-and-writing-about-so-as-to-document-my-experience-only-to-repeat-my-mistakes-later-on, decided to go over to my mom's house and SPEND THE NIGHT in my old ( Read more... )

The CEO gave FC (Fobby Cherie) and me a few of his expense reports...dating back to Summer 2007. Also, because he is computer-illiterate and most likely doesn't know how Excel functions (although we have a spreadsheet set up so all he has to do is plug in the item and the cost), he prints out the sheets...and handwrites them in...in his illegible ( Read more... )

Sophie is mad at me because Alex and I disinfected (sort of) her paw with a dose of tea tree oil on a cotton pad. I think she hurt her dewclaw today while running amuck in the backyard, barking at the world and leaping up against the brick wall surrounding our yard. She is now -- well after midnight -- cowering underneath my bed, whimpering every ( Read more... )

Tonight at the grocery store, I was in line paying for my things, and this lady slid in line behind me. She had one of those "complete cocktail in a can"-type deals...and a box of Tic Tacs, and she was in a hurry ( Read more... )

I hate how the weekends fly by so quickly, and yet nothing really happens of significance that makes it a big deal...but...you end up feeling like it ended on an odd note ( Read more... )