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[becomedemons]

Who do I have to kill around here to get Chinese food that isn't microwaved?

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[guntoting]

Killing anyone would defeat the purpose of actually getting Chinese food that isn't microwaved.

[becomedemons]

Unless it yielded the proper results, then it would be the exact purpose.

[guntoting]

Killing Chinese people doesn't count.

[becomedemons]

You have vile eating habits.

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[purebloodline]

That's a bad joke at a time like this.

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[becomedemons]

It's a very topical joke, actually.

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[purebloodline]

It isn't funny!

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[becomedemons]

Why? Do I need to kill someone for food?

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[shoohay]

...

Deal with it.

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[becomedemons]

More delicate sensibilities?

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[shoohay]

Food is food. Deal.

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[becomedemons]

Oh, I've already put in my time as a soldier. I'll be looking above rations.

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[monkeyboned]

I dunno.

I haven't seen any Chinese guys runnin' around here, have you?

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[becomedemons]

Human is a flavor I'm less inclined to. I'd prefer duck.

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[monkeyboned]

You want Chinese food that ain't microwaved crap, you get a Chinese guy to make it for you.

What's wrong with noodles, anyway? They're full of carbs! What more could you want?

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[becomedemons]

An existence of less rough edges and more elegance; I've no time for things that aren't worth it.

How goes the body count? I hear so much complaining.

[7livesleft]

... Son of a bitch.

I'm surprised you didn't get Faye to cook for you.

[becomedemons]

Don't talk about my mother that way, or I'll start talking about yours.

She's a terrible cook, Spike.

[7livesleft]

Funny.

Too bad you couldn't teach her something useful while you had the chance. I don't know how you managed to put up with her for that long.

[becomedemons]

As it turns out, we have quite a lot in common.