Signs I Am On Crack #2

Aug 19, 2009 02:08

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series: avatar, movie: twilight, au: vampatar

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banditjoeykuba August 19 2009, 14:13:47 UTC
Does this mean that ~*~eventually~*~ Zuko is going to be pregnant with Jet's child and then Sokka gets to play lolpedophile and bond with the mpreg!spawn?

And since I kindasortareally ship Charlie/Billy, I now have a lovely image of Ozai/Bato. THANKS A LOT. :D

AND WAIT. IS BATO GONNA BE IN A WHEELCHAIR? D':

Why am I thinking about this so much?

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beckyh2112 August 19 2009, 16:29:44 UTC
We decided what it means is eventually Azula shows up to stay with Daddy, and Sokka goes *WOLFBOND* and then "My fan-wielding girlfriend is NOT OKAY with this!"

Bato/Ozai is one of my favorite pairings ever. I even made an icon for it.

Bato has extensive burns across his left arm and chest that are swathed in bandages. This inevitably leads to Zuko eyeing his dad. A lot. >_>

*thought about this WAY too much herself*

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avocado_love August 19 2009, 15:29:14 UTC
.... *Head explodes*

This would either be the most awesome thing ever, or the worst thing ever. I'm not quite sure which. Jet as Edward is pure brilliance. That fits better than any OJ Glove. :D

Love how Sokka is Jacob, but wouldn't he be a better Jasper? *Ducks and runs*

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beckyh2112 August 19 2009, 16:30:31 UTC
Sokka denies your efforts to make him into a vampire. Sokka is a werewolf, thank you very much.

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spyridona August 19 2009, 21:02:21 UTC
Obviously, Hakoda wants to keep far away from Ozai.

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beckyh2112 August 19 2009, 21:05:38 UTC
Hakoda is an intelligent man.

I really want to write at least the scene where Ozai and Bato give Zuko his truck, and Sokka hangs out to introduce the possibility of a future love-triangle. Just for all the weirdness inherent in such a situation.

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spyridona August 19 2009, 21:12:05 UTC
Bweee, I know very little of twilight, but that sounds terribly amsuing.

Oh! Where is Aang and Katara and Toph? School kids happy with life?

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beckyh2112 August 19 2009, 21:20:52 UTC
The movie is actually pretty fun, and full of scenery-porn. ^_^

Aang is a specific Egyptian vampire from the books who basically has Aang's powers. Katara is going to be Leah, one of the werewolves. Toph says she does not want to be involved in these shenanigans, but we may grab her if we need another vampire.

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neldluva August 20 2009, 06:35:23 UTC
All I can say is that this sounds better than Twilight!book and Twilight!movie COMBINED TIMES TEN. As in, I might actually be able to finish this book/movie.

Also, this tells me I need to read your Vampatar stuff. SUPERFUN. Will get started on that tomorrowish.

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beckyh2112 August 20 2009, 06:38:26 UTC
I need to rent the Twilight movie again, because I so want to do the scene where Ozai and Bato give Zuko his truck. All other scenes can be lived without, except possibly the vampire baseball scene. Because nothing beats vampire baseball.

Vampatar Index! Because I love my indexes. (Indices?) ^___^

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neldluva August 20 2009, 06:50:20 UTC
(Indices is correct, I believe, but I like indexes better.)

Woot! Index! I may or may not sleep tonight. :D

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