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[beckyh2112]

There. Are. No. Words.

Pictures of Struts, "four hip fashion model horses with a sassy style"1.

No. Words.

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1. Press release looking thing from the manufacturer.

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Edit: From the comments on the 'blog mocking these things:

On deeper reflection, what seems an unholy alliance of pandering to the worst excesses of "what girls like" (note:

Comments

[tigerkat24]

O.o

....
I do note that they got Paris Hilton's expression dead on in that first one.

[crowdog66]

That is truly, truly awful.

Mind if I propagate this? It's just too "good" not to share.

[beckyh2112]

Feel free to propagate! I love spreading wtf far and wide.

[mommimus_prime]

Oh. My. God. I haven't laughed so hard since...I don't remember when but it's been a very, very long time. It also makes me cry for all the little girls who'll get these for Christmas.

[mommimus_prime]

Also, I'm curious about Rio's fluency in sign language. Must be interesting signing with hooves or whatever those things are in the shoes. Wait, she's wearing shoes on all four hooves. That's really bizarre. Sign language?

[beckyh2112]

Perhaps she only understands it?

Myself, I am curious as to which language of sign language she understands. >_

[mommimus_prime]

My daughter, age 13, looked at them and said, "They're not so bad. What's the matter with you, Mom?"

[horsetechie]

I'm a horse lover... and that is.. just beyond wrong. D:

(Just when I thought big lick saddle-seat horses with their feet all stacked up tall was a freaky inhumane thing to do - so much that they stopped doing it so much now! Why would someone make a toy remeneicent(sp) of that?).

[beckyh2112]

*tries to parse what her eyes are looking at in that photograph*

[horsetechie]

Yeah... sparkly chains and weighted platform shoes. ._.

[beckyh2112]

The horror, the horror...