Title: Bang.
Author:
Becky_HCharacter(s): Ianto, Jack.
Genre: Crack.
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Alien-Donut Crack!Fic.
Author's Notes: There is no excuse for this. Alien Donuts couldn't even make this happen. (This is not my indulgence fic. My justification is that I'm not posting this to comms, so it doesn't count.)
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"What's it look like I'm doing, Jack?" Tosh was grinning, gun held straight in front of her in a picture perfect two handed grip.
"It looks like you've lost your fucking mind!" Jack yelped, tripped and almost fell. He, barely, managed to stay upright by grabbing the corner of Owen's workstation.
She conceded the point with a slight tilt of her head. "Sounds about right" she said, and pulled the trigger.
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Anything.
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So where's the Gwen one then???
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Jack looked up at her, bewildered. "What? What did I do now?"
"You told."
"I what?"
"Don't play dumb with me, Mister. You know what I'm talking about."
"No. I can start guessing if you want, but it might take a-"
Gwen pulled her gun and pointed it at him.
The shot knocked him out of his chair but didn't kill him. He'd have to get her back down to the range. When she walked out, he added a lecture about clean-kills and ethics to the list.
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"Overkill much Gwen??" Especially when it so *obviously* wasn't... *apologises*
He'd have to get her back down to the range.
Preferably hung up in front of a target :D
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And for completeness:
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"This is going to hurt me more than you."
"No!" Jack protested, loudly. "It's not. It's not going to hurt you at all. Until I wake up and then it's going to hurt you a whole lot more than me."
The Doctor made the squinty, wrinkled nose, confused face at Jack. "What'd you mean?"
"You'll see," Jack promised with a nasty grin.
The Doctor shrugged and shot Jack between the eyes.
His plan went off without a hitch. He was feeling pretty good until Jack woke up and punched him in the nose. He was slightly less smug after that.
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I mean I *know* Ten's nose needed fixing but that was a really miserly way to go about getting it done! He really must be from North of the Border *g*
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