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[becky_writing]

Title: Bang.
Author: Becky_H
Character(s): Ianto, Jack.
Genre: Crack.
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Alien-Donut Crack!Fic.
Author's Notes: There is no excuse for this. Alien Donuts couldn't even make this happen. (This is not my indulgence fic. My justification is that I'm not posting this to comms, so it doesn't count.)
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Comments

[_medley_]

BWAHAHA! Yes. And if nobody did, they'd better do a major tox screen and an MRI.

[becky_writing]

There are no words for how glad I am that people can see that and not think I've gone out of my mind. Seriously. I. I die.

[_medley_]

Just blame the alien donuts, I did. *g* Everybody should write a little crack occasionally. Clears the palate, or something. And it's funny.

[becky_writing]

Those things are spreading. They're going to become fandom folk-lore before long. (And palate clearing's the perfect way of putting it.)

[baffledking]

...*falls over* YEP

[becky_writing]

Yep?

[baffledking]

So the most sensical reaction on Ianto's part.

...I'm awake, really.

[becky_writing]

Awake is totally over-rated. And seriously. I don't GET Ianto like you do but even I have a muse in my head with his eyebrow set to kill at smooshy Jack.

[yoritomo_reiko]

*snickers*

Oh God. I love how Ianto's way of dealing with Jack being drugged is to kill him. It'll get the shit out of his system quick!

[becky_writing]

Absolutely efficent!

[yoritomo_reiko]

And Ianto is nothing if not efficient. Sometimes.

[donutsweeper]

Alien donuts! Taking over LJ one fic at a time!!!!! bwhahahahahahaha

[becky_writing]

They SO ARE. You're briliant.

[donutsweeper]

I shall happily take all the blame credit for them!!!

[ubixtiz]

I just got tea up my nose.

[becky_writing]

I'm sorry! (Sort of) *passes the tissues*