Comments | beckflower: guns for everyone!

beckflower

guns for everyone!

Mar 27, 2008 12:51

So last night in the middle of the night there were "sniper" shootings on I-64 between Waynesboro and Charlottesville. Needless to say, the retired old folks working out with me at the Y were very shocked and disturbed by this. No one was killed so I am making a rather educated guess that this dumbass/dumbasses was no sniper. I'm leaning toward a ( Read more... )

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cs_smith March 27 2008, 20:48:05 UTC

Suddenly, your trip down to Richmond just achieved a whole new level of excitement. Better drive faster than usual!

beckflower March 27 2008, 21:59:20 UTC

don't let ben hear you say that. ben's fatherly advice to me whenever i leave richmond, "be careful and drive the speed limit!" i've gotten a few tickets on my way to richmond in the past. but i've never gotten to use the excuse "i was outrunning the sniper" before.

ha! aapostrophe March 27 2008, 20:56:55 UTC

i got in trouble at work earlier when i told old ladies that obviously this was not the work of a real "sniper". i'm always getting in trouble.

Re: ha! beckflower March 27 2008, 22:01:53 UTC

old people really get worked up over this stuff. you'd think they really wouldn't care about danger seeing as they are so close to dying in some boring way like old age. i say, if you are old, you have nothing to lose! Go hunt that sniper down and bring him to justice!

Re: ha! tracipage March 28 2008, 14:18:28 UTC

i agree...i hope i do all kinds of dangerous things when i'm old.
such as: run a marathon in high heels, go streaking in high heels, hold up a high-end shoe store in high heels whilst streaking.

Re: ha! aapostrophe March 28 2008, 20:15:37 UTC

i know. jesus! live a little, you old guys!

evilebot March 28 2008, 05:12:25 UTC

OH! BE CAREFUL. I like your mountain family feud idea ... but this seems like a bonafide wacko.