5 questions for ocular_fusionbec_87rbAugust 1 2007, 21:29:10 UTC
1. Your iPod runs off to be the lead singer in a Spinal Tap cover band. Do you wish it well or exact a horrible revenge?
2. You have a chance to major in anything in the world, anywhere you like, with no regard for expense or whether it will garner you stable employment in the future. Please describe your studies under this magical major.
3. You get to have a full-sized x-ray photo of any media figure living or dead. Who and why?
4. What television couple is most like your parents?
5. There are only three sperm donors left on Earth - Buster Keaton, Glen Gould, and Al Gore. Who gets first shot at your uterus, so to speak, and why?
1. The nation's capital is being moved, and, as valedictorian of your class, you get to design it - you can pick the area, the theme, the colors, the layout, and the new presidential theme music. What do you do?
2. How should Harry Potter have ended?
3. Jack Sparrow reaches under your corset - is this a Bad Touch?
4. Ohio goes totally Sharia-orthodox. Do you wear the head scarf or not, and why?
5. You spend an afternoon at the zoo with anyone currently living or dead. Who, and which cages to you make sure to go see?
1. You get to destroy one large edifice, building, monument, geographic feature, with a clap of your hands, and no one will know it was you. Do you, and if so, which one, and why?
2. The weirdest thing you have ever done is made into a Broadway show. Please describe the critic's reviews of your show.
3. God appears to you, and even more astonishingly, She appears Female. She tells you that you are to build an underground bunker and stock it with seeds, water, animals, food, whatever you will need to start the human race again after she wipes out civilization. What do you do?
4. What was the most inspiring peak-like moment of your life so far? Serious question, actually.
5. If I have surmised correctly that you do some teaching, what are the best and the worst parts about teaching?
Fwah! A friend of mine has had this running joke with her brother ever since they watched Dragonheart together. "I can tame this dragon without anyone's help. WHY? Because I'm Dennis Quaid!"
She introduced this to us, and so it seeps into our conversation as such: "I think I'm going to order a Gardenburger today." "Why?" "Because I'm Dennis Quaid!" "I'm going to buy some Superballs and send them down the stairs of the Lincoln Memorial." "Why?" "Because I'm Dennis Quaid!"
u ast 4 it u godditbec_87rbAugust 2 2007, 21:12:20 UTC
1. What happened to your manifesto? The world is waiting. *taps foot impatiently*
2. If you had a magic LUURV potion, would you use it on PImp secretly?
3. Describe yourself as you imagine yourself to be in 20 years.
4. Penguins surround your home, rows and rows and begin to squawk menacingly and tighten their vicious circle. You are trapped in the house with only the contents of your purse - what do you do?
5. Please provide phonetic renderings of 3 really good curses or curse words in Korean.
brain problem situation in the bagbec_87rbAugust 2 2007, 15:24:43 UTC
1. You're in the desert, if I remember right (I notice your lawn is made of rocks, for instance). If you had to live elsewhere, where would that be and why?
2. Suddenly you wake up and find that this life has been a daydream, and you are back in the Oval Office, Madame President, and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs is yelling at you that talks have broken down and Canada has definitely invaded, what are your orders!? Well, what do you do?
3. Why did you pick your husband? NO fair to say you wuvved him, the question is specifically about his qualities.
4. Everyone you know has been turned into kitchen implements. Who are the salt and pepper shakers?
5. You have a magic ball that lets you see Toby in the year 2047. Do you look? What do you think you will see, and is there anything you hope you don't see?
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2. You have a chance to major in anything in the world, anywhere you like, with no regard for expense or whether it will garner you stable employment in the future. Please describe your studies under this magical major.
3. You get to have a full-sized x-ray photo of any media figure living or dead. Who and why?
4. What television couple is most like your parents?
5. There are only three sperm donors left on Earth - Buster Keaton, Glen Gould, and Al Gore. Who gets first shot at your uterus, so to speak, and why?
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2. How should Harry Potter have ended?
3. Jack Sparrow reaches under your corset - is this a Bad Touch?
4. Ohio goes totally Sharia-orthodox. Do you wear the head scarf or not, and why?
5. You spend an afternoon at the zoo with anyone currently living or dead. Who, and which cages to you make sure to go see?
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2. The weirdest thing you have ever done is made into a Broadway show. Please describe the critic's reviews of your show.
3. God appears to you, and even more astonishingly, She appears Female. She tells you that you are to build an underground bunker and stock it with seeds, water, animals, food, whatever you will need to start the human race again after she wipes out civilization. What do you do?
4. What was the most inspiring peak-like moment of your life so far? Serious question, actually.
5. If I have surmised correctly that you do some teaching, what are the best and the worst parts about teaching?
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You have to use your imagination! Ew. Don't answer anything if it's uncomfortable, of course. It's only a game. :)
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A friend of mine has had this running joke with her brother ever since they watched Dragonheart together. "I can tame this dragon without anyone's help. WHY? Because I'm Dennis Quaid!"
She introduced this to us, and so it seeps into our conversation as such:
"I think I'm going to order a Gardenburger today." "Why?" "Because I'm Dennis Quaid!"
"I'm going to buy some Superballs and send them down the stairs of the Lincoln Memorial." "Why?" "Because I'm Dennis Quaid!"
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:)
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2. If you had a magic LUURV potion, would you use it on PImp secretly?
3. Describe yourself as you imagine yourself to be in 20 years.
4. Penguins surround your home, rows and rows and begin to squawk menacingly and tighten their vicious circle. You are trapped in the house with only the contents of your purse - what do you do?
5. Please provide phonetic renderings of 3 really good curses or curse words in Korean.
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2. Suddenly you wake up and find that this life has been a daydream, and you are back in the Oval Office, Madame President, and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs is yelling at you that talks have broken down and Canada has definitely invaded, what are your orders!?
Well, what do you do?
3. Why did you pick your husband? NO fair to say you wuvved him, the question is specifically about his qualities.
4. Everyone you know has been turned into kitchen implements. Who are the salt and pepper shakers?
5. You have a magic ball that lets you see Toby in the year 2047. Do you look? What do you think you will see, and is there anything you hope you don't see?
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I will devote some serious time to answering these tonight.
Thanks for the opportunity to be silly and have some fun - really need that.
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