*Pigma feels oddly happy this V-Day. He just feels like helping old ladies across the street, giving to charity and other generous things. Feel free to abuse his kindness for all it's worth because it's only going to last one day ( Read more... )

Because of how devilishly handsome every bit of it is.

((Keep dreaming, Pigma))

(RP Journal)

"She ain't all lady downstairs! Get out of there!"

Hey Eggboy!

Because of your stupid robots, I ended up in the hospital! And I expect you to pay the bills pronto along with a new mop!

So it's Father's Day already? Not a real big deal for me. Ain't like I've got any kids that I'm aware of or somethin' like that.

Been decades since I saw my old man but it's not like I had a strong relationship with him anyway. 'Sides, the old fart's probably dead by now!
I should probably check on Mama though...

Stupid Wario. Leavin' a food and other crap all over his office.. Ya know how hard it is to get rid of that stench? Doesn't he ever bathe?! And they call us pigs dirty!

Heh, I'm glad it's Friday. I get to relax all weekend and don't have to put up with his stupid messes.  Now if only I had someplace to go...

(RP Journal. Hurr.)

Which one? Which one wouldn't I miss is a better question!

I finally got my internet connection back up in this dump. Stupid internet company. I sent them the dang check in the mail ages ago! Okay, so maybe I gave them a fake check. Big deal!

I don’t see why I’m doin’ an online journal ‘neither. It’s a stupid waste of time. But it’s pretty popular in this city, so I might as well…

For anyone who's reading ( Read more... )

( You must be reeeaally bored if you're reading this )