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[beatsupboys]

Hey, everybody!

There's not going to be a war, okay? There're probably tons more people who don't want one than there are people who do, so you're, like, outnumbered. And if you try to start one, the rest of us can totally make you stop!

Comments

[skybound_love]

Well said.

[beatsupboys]

Really? Thanks! Did I sound mad enough?

[skybound_love]

Not really, but it's the thought that counts.

[beatsupboys]

Awww.

What do you think I should've said to sound madder?

[cloversarelucky]

Who's trying to start a war?

[beatsupboys]

Some guys named Prussia and Germany. England too, maybe.

[cloversarelucky]

They're named after countries? Lame.

[beatsupboys]

Countries? I don't know.

[wears_a_torc]

Who’s stupid enough to start a war here?

...Unless it’s against the scientists I wouldn’t mind knocking a few of their heads together.

[beatsupboys]

It's mostly Prussia and Germany, I think. And it's against England.

[wears_a_torc]

I don't think I've ever heard of....wait are they friends of someone called Italy?

[beatsupboys]

I don't know.

[pilot_princess]

Ow! Who thinks there's gonna be a war?

[beatsupboys]

A few people.

You didn't get your chip out yet, did you?

[pilot_princess]

Not yet... Faust has been kind of busy lately, so I have to wait until he's done.

...this isn't a war, this is crazy people being crazy.

[beatsupboys]

Okay. Good.

They said they want to start a war, though.

[wrecks_meanies]

A war? But everyone says that this city is all there is. The city is fighting itself?

[beatsupboys]

Pretty stupid, huh.

[wrecks_meanies]

Yeah, what is it about?

[beatsupboys]

They're mad at each other and they want to start a war, I guess? They're trying to get people to take sides and fight and stuff.