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[beatniknight]

So, I haven't been posting that much recently for a couple of reasons. For one, the lady I was replacing while she popped out some infant finally popped out said infant, recovered, tossed the thing with her mother, and came back to her desk, which left me deskless and jobless until the temp agency can find another spot for me. This has left me

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[bluepose]

I'll have you know that I've often failed at making sandwiches. Now you've upset me and I'll never forgive you.

[beatniknight]

May I ask how it happened? Maybe it wasn't your fault. Maybe someone had snuck into your home in the middle of the night and replaced your bread with finger eating crabs.

[bluepose]

I THOUGHT that whole wheat had a bit of a bite to it.

[beatniknight]

No, I'm actually having a good day. It's just that certain things like that really tick me off. Failed at a sandwich, my god people.

Thank you.

[forcemajeure]

The only sandwich-making failures I have under my belt take the form of putting the wrong sort of mustard on my fiancé's sandwich, which annoys him because he detests the spicy brownish mustard I adore.

[beatniknight]

Blasphemy. Not respecting the spicy brown mustard. As a guest on Jerry Springer might say, "you got to start respectin' yo-self, gurl."