I keep thinking today is Thursday because I thought yesterday was Wednesday.  And it already feels like it's five o'clock because fall has taken over, and it's getting darker sooner.  I'm all kinds of confused!!  All I wish is that it was the weekend already.  This week has already felt like two weeks so I'm hoping the weekend feels like more than ( Read more... )

Work has been a big steaming pile of boring today.  I've been sitting here for about two hours waiting for work to pop-up in one of my multiple email boxes, only to be disappointed by spam in my junk folder asking me if I'd like to enlarge my member by two and a half inches.  The waiting for something to do has been made even more unbearable due to ( Read more... )

What is a ghost's favorite cereal?

Scream of Wheat.

(This joke coutesy of the Stringcheese Riddles I brought for lunch today).

I just came THIS close to quitting my job.

Today has been shitty.

Booo hooo. 

 Today sucked.

And I just ruined the ending of Top Chef for myself.

GREAT

I will let these pictures speak for title of this entry.  I think this gives the classic song "My Humps" lyric "get you love drunk off my hump" a WHOLE new meaning.


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 I just got invited by a co-worker to a sex toy party that she's hosting on Saturday.  She's recently divorced so I'm wondering if she's "branching out" or just wants some good 'ol fashioned girl sex talk/fun.  I've always wanted to attend one because I have no idea what goes down at these things.  I think it's just some overly enthusiastic woman  ( Read more... )

 Another boring day in TitleTown.  I'm hoping they let us out "early," but that's wishful thinking considering both the head cheeses are out today.  But, I shouldn't gripe because it is a three day weekend, and this weekend should be pretty sweet.  Saturday, I'm finally having my end/coffee tables delivered from lame-o Sam Levitz.  I should have ( Read more... )

The first thing I had to do this morning was meet with my boss about my yearly goals and go over them to see where I stand.  I'm the only one he doesn't go over them with as they're written.  He started with the question, "If you could have any job, not necessarily in Title, what would it be?"  Then he goes on to tell me that he can tell that I'm ( Read more... )

I just spent about twenty minutes in someone's office watching two male lizards chasing each other in an attempt to win the heart of a lady lizard who lost interest in the testosterone induced battle about two minutes into it.  One, which has now been named Stubbs because half of his tail is missing, was schooling the non-deformed lizard to no end ( Read more... )