Toys R Them

May 29, 2008 12:05

 I just got invited by a co-worker to a sex toy party that she's hosting on Saturday.  She's recently divorced so I'm wondering if she's "branching out" or just wants some good 'ol fashioned girl sex talk/fun.  I've always wanted to attend one because I have no idea what goes down at these things.  I think it's just some overly enthusiastic woman presenting sex toys, oils, and god knows what else to a large group of women.  I don't know how much "group participation" is involved or if she demonstrates certain things.  Maybe it's like a TupperWare party?  WHOA.  I do want to go out of sheer curiousity - middle-aged+ women (I'm the youngest one invited), can be hysterically dirty, and it would be funny to listen to all the middle-aged women sex talk.  Oh, did I mention it starts at "sex o'clock"??

Unfortunately, I cannot attend because I am hosting a party of my own.  A NACHO party.  And if my party and her party were in a contest to see which party was the sexiest, mine would totally win.  HANDS DOWN.
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