FIFTEENTH POST /o/

[bearytasty]

Okay.

What.

51 Things Emmett Cullen Isn't Allowed To Do

Uh-uh.  Gir-Rl puh-lease.

You realize, I have indeed done most of these, and whatever I haven't accomplished will soon come about. 

Comments

[igaveudejavu]

How did she know about that nudist colony stunt you pulled back in the 70's?

I have to be honest. I LOVE it when you snap your fingers in a Z and sasy Uh-uh. Grrrrl, puh-LEEAAASE.

[bearytasty]

I'm not sure. Especially because Carlisle and Esme hid that shit deep.

I know, duh. I don't understand what's so bad about it. SERIOUSLY.

[igaveudejavu]

Emmett.

I do NOT have too many shoes. Vintage is IN. My shoes from each decade (except the eighties) are ENVIED.

[bearytasty]

Alice!

I think you have too many shoes 8(

[stonecoldrose]

10-13. ...You're going to do it anyway, aren't you.

24-26. No. Just no, Emmett.

33. I don't have any stuffed animals at all.

41. This should be stricken from the list.

48. I spend far too much on panties to have you ruin them.

[bearytasty]

10-13. I always do, bb.

24-26. Come onnnnnnnnn.

33. ...then what did I make those movies with.

41. LEATHER PAAAAAAAANTS

48. I'll buy you new ones 8(

[stonecoldrose]

10-13. Of course.

24-26. An emphatic no.

33. You are going to stop talking now.

41. I know how much you enjoy them, babe.

48. I like the ones I have, thank you.

[bearytasty]

10-13. 8D

24-26. Pfffffffft. Fine :|

33. .....♥?

41. They highlight my ass quite well, if I don't say so myself.

48. But I could buy you really nice ones 8(

[loyalfukutaicho]

So which ones haven't you done?

[bearytasty]

6, 17-18, 24-26, 35, 46, 49.

[igaveudejavu]

You may have beaten Jasper in that first fruit war, too... if I hadn't warned him ;)

The best part was when he got those grapes stuck in your throat cause you were laughing at him when you wound up for the first throw.

[bearytasty]

Still totally upset about that, too, darling sister.

YEAH WELL. WELL. The watermelon on his head at the end WAS SUPERIOR.

[igaveudejavu]

You ruined half of my socks, sir. I think I squared us off nicely.

Plus I let you have that stunt with the book. Which was great, because I got all the loving for bringing back that rare first edition copy from the book dealer in Europe for his Christmas present ;)

Superior until you realized he'd managed to fit two cantaloupes like a misshapen transvestite chest into your underarmour muscle tee.

[bearytasty]

You could have stopped me /o/

The pseudo name of Emile Javier Fuentes was probably a good idea for those books.

...okay, yeah. That was probably the best moment of the whole skirmish.

[bananas_an]

I understand #41 a bit. Akira rocks leather pants. He looks gooooood. ^_^

On the other hand, he looks gooooood. -_-

You wouldn't do #26, would you? They might die.

[bearytasty]

Leather pants are fantastic. I refuse to let them be banned from my winsome lower half.

I probably wouldn't anyway, but Rosalie's banned me from 24-26 overall.

[bananas_an]

I decided the pluses outweigh the benefits. Aaaaand I might maybe probably put a "he belongs to me" sign on them.

...winsome? HAHAHAHAHA

Good for her. I'd be really sad if someone stole my pets.

[bearytasty]

Stick it to his back like one of those "Kick Me!" signs.

VERY WINSOME YES.

Yeeeeah, I won't do it. No worries! /o/