FIFTEENTH POST /o/

[bearytasty]

Okay.

What.

51 Things Emmett Cullen Isn't Allowed To Do

Uh-uh.  Gir-Rl puh-lease.

You realize, I have indeed done most of these, and whatever I haven't accomplished will soon come about. 

Comments

[igaveudejavu]

You may have beaten Jasper in that first fruit war, too... if I hadn't warned him ;)

The best part was when he got those grapes stuck in your throat cause you were laughing at him when you wound up for the first throw.

[bearytasty]

Still totally upset about that, too, darling sister.

YEAH WELL. WELL. The watermelon on his head at the end WAS SUPERIOR.

[igaveudejavu]

You ruined half of my socks, sir. I think I squared us off nicely.

Plus I let you have that stunt with the book. Which was great, because I got all the loving for bringing back that rare first edition copy from the book dealer in Europe for his Christmas present ;)

Superior until you realized he'd managed to fit two cantaloupes like a misshapen transvestite chest into your underarmour muscle tee.

[bearytasty]

You could have stopped me /o/

The pseudo name of Emile Javier Fuentes was probably a good idea for those books.

...okay, yeah. That was probably the best moment of the whole skirmish.

[igaveudejavu]

From Milan? Not even I.

? You've lost me. I was referring to the melted peeps found in Jasper's book.

:/ Just what have you been publishing, Emile ?

Oh, definitely.

[bearytasty]

THIS IS TRUE /o/

I see from where the confusion has sprung! I thought you were referring to the children's books I wrote under the name Emile~

But now I want to go melt some more peeps.