FIC: the deconstruction of transgressive heteronormativity (lotrips gen, r)

[bear]

Happy new year, lj. <3

the deconstruction of transgressive heteronormativity
lotrips gen, r
for lalejandra (who asked) and all the other randomerfest girls (just because).

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[insidian]

HAPPY NEW YEAR, BEAR!

I CALL YOU AND YOU NO PICK UP YOUR PHONES! WOT GIVES?

Lovely fic, darlingest. High-larious. And Orli is right. Viggo just makes shit up. Don't we all?

[snarkhunter]

SHE NEVER ANSWERS HER CELL PHONE B/C SHE TOTALLY SUCKS!!! SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT I'M NOT COMING HOME ON WEDNESDAY LIKE I SAID I WAS.

You know that now, though, my Sid. I tell you. tbbbbbppppppt!!

;)

[insidian]

SHE NEVER ANSWERS HER HOME PHONE EITHER, AND THE MACHINE IS LIEK "HI! YOU'VE REACHED [NUMBER]" SO I CAN'T EVEN TELL IF I'M ANNOYING THE RIGHT HOME AT AN UNGODLY HOUR OF THE NIGHT! OMG!

See, this is why we should leave Bear and elope together in lj-wedded-bliss. It's kind of like real wedded bliss, except we exchange icons that look like rings and can have lots of other spouses. Plus there's no-fault defriending! But who gets the tags? WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE TAGS?

[snarkhunter]

Well, she's not home right now...she's in Kentucky.

THE POOR TAGS! WHAT WILL WE DO ABOUT THEM?

[snarkhunter]

Orli is a retarded puppy!!!

I luff you with a thousand loves. :)

And the ocean is totally postmodern.

The circle of life is the wheel of fortune, after all.

Now, if you lovely randomerfest ladies will excuse me, I seem to be under attack by rampaging felines.

[bear]

Heee, that was totally for you. :)

[lalejandra]

Hi, I am rereading this AND I STILL LOVE IT. Especially Viggo. The soul of fossil fuels and the nature of the ocean! DEEP AND PROFOUND!

*cuddles this story to my bosom*

[bear]

I am SO GLAD. <3

Viggo is weird.

[annakovsky]

HEE. Bear, this is so hilarious. I had totally forgotten about it but then it showed up in my delicious network! Hahahaha, Dom, and Viggo, and arts and crafts time. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

[octette]

dear bear,

years pass, and this story remains amazing.

love,
lale

[bear]

lale, I'm so so glad you love it. also, you are awesome. not because you love my story, but because you love things that are awesome and absurd. <3