Once upon a time, bear actually used her lj. Then bear went into posting hibernation for, oh, two and a half years. When she woke up, she was veeeery rusty at the whole fandom thing. And yet.

Hip-Deep in PieThe Office/Sports Night, Ryan gen(ish), PG ( Read more... )

Happy new year, lj. <3

the deconstruction of transgressive heteronormativity
lotrips gen, r
for lalejandra (who asked) and all the other randomerfest girls (just because).

( It's not like he's really the king of us, you know. )

Mens Rea (The Fabulously Untrue Story of Two Almost-Lawyers in Not-Quite-Love)
SVU AU, PG

Summary: Mary Sue Olivia and Gary Stu Elliot study for the bar exam, circa 1995. For the SVU AU game.

( Forty-five minutes left. )

Hell Hath No Fury
ST:TNG/BtVS gen, PG, for the_avril_game

For moireach, in geeky solidarity.

Note: This takes place immediately after Peter David's Q-in-Law (the gist of which is that Lwaxana Troi falls in love with Q and gets some truly excellent revenge when he wrongs her), which takes place three months before S3's "Menage a Troi"; the rest you can pick up as you ( Read more... )

Come Back Down
Knight Rider AU, PG. For the_avril_game

( Bonnie knows before she gets to the rubble that it's no use, that even nearly-indestructible alloy is no match for the end of the world. )

The Clue of the Scribbled Note (by Bearolyn Keene)
Nancy Drew, Nancy & Bess
For the_avril_game

( Nancy, you won't believe what's happened! )

Parallax
ST:TOS, Janice Rand
For the_avril_game

( It was supposed to be a five year mission. )

So last night on AIM, sloanesomething was like, "Write me Logan/Summer!" and I was all, "I don't watch the OC!" and she was all, "I hate you!" so I wrote her this instead.

After-School Special
VM, Lilly/Logan, NC-17
389 words

( Logan's still basking in post-coital lethargy when Lilly rolls onto her side and stares down at him. )

All The Shit That You Do
(Elijah Wood/Paris Hilton)

Rating: NC-17, with explicit references to offscreen incest (Elijah/Hannah).
Disclaimer: I made this all up, obviously. Damn agency law hypos.

( Ian phones him out of the blue one day, which is weird. )

Writing fic is a lot more fun than memorizing Contracts or outlining Civil Procedure. Who knew?

Life in a Vacant Lot (1/1)
HP/BtVS gen, PG
Summary: Hermione in exile.

Note: this takes place shortly after annakovsky's All Too Sweet To Last. It's probably a good idea to read that first, or you'll be wondering why Hermione has a skateboard.

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( The Ministry sets her up in a flat near Oxford, just a few upstairs rooms with a flower box and a built-in bookshelf. )