Hello, hell? I'd like to make a reservation.

[bear]

The Trial of the Fourth Monkey
Apprentice S2 RPS ficlet (Wes/Andy OTP!!!1!eleventyeleven!1!!), PG-13ish.
(Also, it should go without saying, but: this is fiction. As in, entirely made up.)

Comments

[tobiascharity]

...damn, you rock.

(and no fair making me want to watch The Apprentice when I haven't got a TV. no fair, I say!)

[bear]

It's really not all that good. There was just the scene with the underwear that did me in. :)

[heathers]

o.O

pr0n!

Cocks squared. You perv! ;)

-H

[bear]

COCKS! LOTS AND LOTS OF COCKS! MEN SUCKING OTHER MEN'S COCKS! GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY SLASH WHEEEEEEEEE!

Ahem.

[firesignwriter]

::gigglesnerkfit::

Apparently my reflexive RPS-squick doesn't apply to reality shows. This is hot and just loffly. Makes me wanna catch the next repeat of the show, even though the show represents all of what I hate in money-grubbing, greedy, self-serving American big business.

[bear]

Reality TV is a strange, fine line, because even the producers refer to the cast members as "characters."

And honestly, my favorite thing about The Apprentice is watching these horrid, trollish people being smacked down by Trump et al. -- he says a lot of the stuff that I would say, but they can *hear* him! :)

[snarkhunter]

LOVE. LOVELOVELOVE.

[bear]

Heeeeee.