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[bear]

So I wrote Special Hell.

It was "inspired" by a later part of this AIM conversation with swmbo. I need to stop throwing around words like "Billy" and "Orlando." They're too dangerous.

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[swmbo]

Oh god!

*dies*

I love you, this is perfect. Absolutely positively perfect. Hee! Yay for midnight AIM convos!

The pile of laundry did not appear to find this at all satisfactory, for it gave a great lurch and released a glassy-eyed Billy from its clutches. "I have an early call."

*collapses in a fit of laughter* Oh god, yes, he would, wouldn't he? No wonder he's extra pissed. I'm so saving this in my memories.

*hugs you tightly* *can't stop laughing*

[bear]

::adores you back::

It's a disguised public service announcement, really: Do Not Drink All Fourteen Bottles At Once. :) :) :)

And, yay! Memories! I think that's a first for me!

::twirls you::

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[snarkhunter]

::cackles with glee::

I love it. LOVE it!

Even if it does remind me a *bit* too much of my own bad-idea drinking experience.

[bear]

Hee. I was thinking more New Year's Eve and less vomiting in the sink, but okay. :)

loved the line.

[wolfdancer]

Orlando couldn't imagine a more forlorn voice. Billy-under-the-laundry sounded like someone had just killed all of the puppies he had ever owned. At once.

It was the funniest thing he'd ever heard.

I nearl died laughing over that one. Great evil in a tea cup!

Thank you for making my day!

[bear]

Hee! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)

[arundhathi]

Hee! Swmbo told me about the conversation earlier, and just linked me to this. Funniest Thing Ever.

(Although you should not encourage her in the Billy/Orlando molesting, because it will get her into a lot of trouble)

[bear]

Hee! Thank you!

But no promises about not encouraging her ... BWAhahahaha ... for I am teh ev0l. :)