Some silly crack I wrote to cheer myself up. Enjoy

[beansidhe_baby]

Fandom: Sherlock
Title: Phone sex
Word count: 700 approx
Rating: soft R
Summary: Sherlock gets a job as at a sex phone line for a case. Hilarity ensues.
Disclaimer: May Stephen Moffat and Mark Gatiss never find out what I have done with their interpretation of Arthur Conan Doyle's beloved character.
Author's notes: Written for this prompt on the

Comments

[lauypauy]

haha, this is hilarious! fave bits are everything XD
you should definately do a follow up

[beansidhe_baby]

Danke :D

Not sure what I'd follow it up with since John was taking the piss, but maybe Sherlock calls his bluff out of stroppiness, lol.

[baka_yu]

That was hilarious and perfect! I can see Johns grin when he's on the line... and Mycrofts irritation with the name. *hugs it and keeps it*

[beansidhe_baby]

One can only hope that Sally and Anderson don't find out before the case is over! Glad you liked it :)

[mollybarton]

Great idea for a sequel- Anderson calls in as a client. *evil* This was hilarious, thanks for writing it!

[beansidhe_baby]

Actually, a lovely anon already thought of that. I was thinking more along the lines of them ringing up to go "Nyer nyer, g'wan then, talk dirty to us, freak *snigger*"

[swtalmnd]

Oh, my, this is hilarious! Poor Sherlock, dedicated, good at acting, but so, so bored.

[beansidhe_baby]

He's such a trooper ;D Thanks!

[eightnoon]

LMAO! Figures Sherlock would be brilliant at it. This is too funny!

[beansidhe_baby]

Boy's talented ;)

[sethra2000]

Bwahahahahahahah.... the crack... it is gooooood.

[beansidhe_baby]

Thank you :DD