Some silly crack I wrote to cheer myself up. Enjoy

[beansidhe_baby]

Fandom: Sherlock
Title: Phone sex
Word count: 700 approx
Rating: soft R
Summary: Sherlock gets a job as at a sex phone line for a case. Hilarity ensues.
Disclaimer: May Stephen Moffat and Mark Gatiss never find out what I have done with their interpretation of Arthur Conan Doyle's beloved character.
Author's notes: Written for this prompt on the

Comments

[baka_yu]

That was hilarious and perfect! I can see Johns grin when he's on the line... and Mycrofts irritation with the name. *hugs it and keeps it*

[beansidhe_baby]

One can only hope that Sally and Anderson don't find out before the case is over! Glad you liked it :)

[mollybarton]

Great idea for a sequel- Anderson calls in as a client. *evil* This was hilarious, thanks for writing it!

[beansidhe_baby]

Actually, a lovely anon already thought of that. I was thinking more along the lines of them ringing up to go "Nyer nyer, g'wan then, talk dirty to us, freak *snigger*"

[mollybarton]

Ha, of course there was a dino reference in there. *lol* Anderson and Sally calling him up to tease him would be hilarious, too. But I'm sure he'd turn the tables on them!

[beansidhe_baby]

Oh god yes, he'd probably take them waaay out of their comfort zone and spout utter filth at them until they hung up.

[baka_yu]

Now you killed me! I died happy. *lol*
And I think Harry would love to say one thing or another to that, too. ;)