FOUND ON OKCUPID, in the profile of a 16-year-old Calgarian kid who opened his self-summary with a passionate defense of his underage use of the site ([...]You may think age gives you authority to dictate others choices and pass judgment, but really it doesn't. No one listens to old people[...]):

Personality Awards

More LawfulDear OKCupid ( Read more... )

Oh, additionally, while I was Googling "shichon," I ran across this hilarious Weird Al video. (On someone's blog for their dog, where they noted, I think the lines "even made a home page for my dog" hit a little bit too close to home.This is seriously the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. Although admittedly, I was mentally ticking stuff off while ( Read more... )

Okay. Found the solution to the hair mystery JUST tonight. Been freaking out for days, and only a few hours after posting about it to lj, discover what a damn moron I am. Figures ( Read more... )

My commentary on House fandom's elicia8 wank:

I knew that she was a huge fake all along. I mean, I gave her the benefit of the doubt...but I just had that sinking feeling, you know? I haven't been commenting to her journal lately because my workplace is trying to kill me I was really starting to feel manipulated, and I didn't like it ( Read more... )

Went to my grandmother's yesterday for the duel birthday celebration - my birthday is on the 13th, and my mother's was yesterday (the 23rd), so since I reached my teens and stopped doing parental-organized birthday parties, we've tended to have a LOT of familial double celebrations ( Read more... )

Regarding the Biting Beaver (a largely anti-porn focused blog),
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This is absolutely THE BEST THING I'VE READ IN AGES.

Ganked via fandomtossed on gj (but the post itself was made by an lj user), an anthropomorfic featuring FANDOM/LJ as a pairing.

Het (but don't let that stop you!), BDSM themes. VERY much NC-17, NSFW, etc.

Making Up Is Hard To Do

LJ's heart ached. "I'm sorry," he said. "It was a mistake ( Read more... )

*sulks* So my [other] computer, or lj or whatever-the-culprit-is-this-time wouldn't let me post this House-related ramble and vent this afternoon before I left for work. I had a big thing typed up, and it wouldn't even let me post it privately. So it's saved on my OTHER computer. I don't have a disc I want to waste for a file that small, and I didn ( Read more... )

Stolen from med_school:

A music video spoof made by students at New York Medical College.

Get Your Study On!

I'm gonna be a bit of a spammer today...I guess I'll save the Myers-Briggs thing for tomorrow. After all, I love starting up memes again after they've died down.

As posted to debate: ( A Canadian apologizes to America. *bowed head* )