I don't THINK so!

[beandelphiki]

FOUND ON OKCUPID, in the profile of a 16-year-old Calgarian kid who opened his self-summary with a passionate defense of his underage use of the site ([...]You may think age gives you authority to dictate others choices and pass judgment, but really it doesn't. No one listens to old people[...]):

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Dear OKCupid:

Your amazing, unique mathematical approach?

Yeah, I don't think it works very well.

-Bean