David Tennant Hates Your Retinas, A Picspam
This picspam has been sitting on my computer for a while and I feel vaguely hypocritical posting it because in the interim I have put up a layout with colors that aren't exactly soothing to the eye.
Warning: may not be dial-up or vision friendly.
We start off with two photoshoots, in which either he or the stylist or both (I highly suspect the latter) conspire against your eyes.
Poor Freema. She’s so pretty in these pictures, but my first reaction was more along the lines of "David, why are you wearing a Chinese watercolor scroll?" Also, thanks to this, I fear suspect that the second shirt may actually be his own.
For some reason his hangdog expression here makes me laugh. It's as if he just realized what he's wearing. I do kind of want the scarf in the second photo. And good lord, the more I look at it, the more I sort of love the shirt in the second photo as well.
Now we get into some of his own rather eccentric choices.
Here he is (along with Eve Myles) all happy with winning a Welsh BAFTA.
I admit that this one is pretty tame, but that shirt! I spent a good ten minutes staring at it and wondering why it looked so familiar. Then it hit me. My mother has 30-year-old bedsheets with that pattern.
This suit is so shiny it cannot possibly be made of natural materials. Stay away from open flames David! I fear this suit will not burn if it catches fire, it'll melt. Also, one would think these photos are from the same event. But no, according to David-Tennant.com, these are from two different events. Two months apart.
I came across this gem while putting together another picspam. At first I only saw the top bit of his jacket and thought, "Oh, checkered. That's interesting." Then I came across the full suit and the dizziness it caused! It's like he's wearing an optical illusion!
The jacket itself isn't all that bad, but paired with the shirt? The textures! The patterns! There's a lot going on there.
Orange (and I suspect white) polka dots! Orange! Polka dots!
And finally the photo that inspired this insanity:
The velour! The shirt! The fact that he doesn't quite look like himself! (Well, to me, but then again I also don't recognize some of my own relatives.) When I first saw this, I thought, "is this the love child of Michael Phelps and Lee Pace?" (My second thought was "where the hell did Lee Pace come from? I don't watch Pushing Daisies. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've never seen anything he's been in.")
And a bonus one that scared me slightly. Dude, I'm happy you're happy, but this is why my mother cannot see you as anyone other than Barty Crouch Jr:
David-Tennant.com and DavidTennantFan.com helped contribute to your failing eyesight.
Warning: may not be dial-up or vision friendly.
We start off with two photoshoots, in which either he or the stylist or both (I highly suspect the latter) conspire against your eyes.
Poor Freema. She’s so pretty in these pictures, but my first reaction was more along the lines of "David, why are you wearing a Chinese watercolor scroll?" Also, thanks to this, I fear suspect that the second shirt may actually be his own.
For some reason his hangdog expression here makes me laugh. It's as if he just realized what he's wearing. I do kind of want the scarf in the second photo. And good lord, the more I look at it, the more I sort of love the shirt in the second photo as well.
Now we get into some of his own rather eccentric choices.
Here he is (along with Eve Myles) all happy with winning a Welsh BAFTA.
I admit that this one is pretty tame, but that shirt! I spent a good ten minutes staring at it and wondering why it looked so familiar. Then it hit me. My mother has 30-year-old bedsheets with that pattern.
This suit is so shiny it cannot possibly be made of natural materials. Stay away from open flames David! I fear this suit will not burn if it catches fire, it'll melt. Also, one would think these photos are from the same event. But no, according to David-Tennant.com, these are from two different events. Two months apart.
I came across this gem while putting together another picspam. At first I only saw the top bit of his jacket and thought, "Oh, checkered. That's interesting." Then I came across the full suit and the dizziness it caused! It's like he's wearing an optical illusion!
The jacket itself isn't all that bad, but paired with the shirt? The textures! The patterns! There's a lot going on there.
Orange (and I suspect white) polka dots! Orange! Polka dots!
And finally the photo that inspired this insanity:
The velour! The shirt! The fact that he doesn't quite look like himself! (Well, to me, but then again I also don't recognize some of my own relatives.) When I first saw this, I thought, "is this the love child of Michael Phelps and Lee Pace?" (My second thought was "where the hell did Lee Pace come from? I don't watch Pushing Daisies. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've never seen anything he's been in.")
And a bonus one that scared me slightly. Dude, I'm happy you're happy, but this is why my mother cannot see you as anyone other than Barty Crouch Jr:
David-Tennant.com and DavidTennantFan.com helped contribute to your failing eyesight.