Bad!fic review for November Friday with me 'n Jayen the bich!
In celebration of my new hi-speed internet connection!
Well, also cuz this fic is AWE SUM!!!
And! Cuz darksylvia had a de-lurking call, so’s I thot I would deadakate this to her!!! Cuz I NO YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE 2 LEAH ( Read more... )
Well, also cuz this fic is AWE SUM!!!
And! Cuz darksylvia had a de-lurking call, so’s I thot I would deadakate this to her!!! Cuz I NO YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE 2 LEAH ( Read more... )
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WTF, He's living with Ethan? No one said there would be J/E. Where's the frickin' warning?
three hole months brakes your hart?
I don't imagine that three hole months would leave Brian's heart broken. He'd have much more on his mind. Other things might be broken, however. Like his dick.
You would've been a great actor, Brian. Yet I read you like a book.
Should have been like a play or script... huh?
For a while. I seem to have gone blind. And I didn't know what to do.
Hey dumbass, even the blind can read. I think the word you are looking for is illiterate.
So I left you.
and then fell down the elevator shaft/stairwell 'cuz I was blind. Damn those plot holes anyway!
BBJFE: I hope CowLip's ending is realistic.
Ending? we don't need no stinkin' ending! We had Pepsi like theme music and blinky lights! Who needs resolution anyway? Certainly not the fans!
Jane: All is indefinite in you? What does that mean?
BBJFE: It is like that “It is only time.” Which is so smart I can not understand it.
Jane: Or something. ( ... )
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Have you figured out who Chinman is? That's what I wanna know.
Other things might be broken, however. Like his dick.
When I think of Brian's dick, it's kind of like the Energizer Bunny. And about as interesting.
Yet I read you like a book.
Should have been like a play or script... huh?
Now THERE'S a concept!
Hey dumbass, even the blind can read. I think the word you are looking for is illiterate.
BBJFE wants to know what "illiterate" means.
and then fell down the elevator shaft/stairwell 'cuz I was blind. Damn those plot holes anyway!
I NO!!! Actually, that sounds a lot more interesting than this fic. You know, there are two more chapters? I didn't read them.
Who needs resolution anyway? Certainly not the fans!
I know. I still boil every time I hear anything even vaguely nice about this show.
Oh God, I broke my slide rule on that one. *cries*
and I'm done, I can't take anymore!Oh, don't go away sickened! Slide rule, huh? That ( ... )
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It doesn't even rate that.
slide rules
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Oh. My. God. You are SO not me.
I guess Chinman is ChinRatMan. boy, this "writer" can't get anything write. Ugh, shut me up, the bad!fic puns are worse than bad!fic.
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So it's the building's roof, not the loft's roof. The loft actually has a ceiling. See, words need to be specific. They do not explain themselves, you know. If they did, President Bush would make sense. Okay, so he'll be standing on the roof of Brian's building. ROTFLMAO The sad thing is that there are plenty of people who think both the President and White Mare make sense.
Thank you for sniffing out this crap for a laughtastic (oh a new word, maybe someone will use it in their fic) time!
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it keeps my critical edges sharp or at least amused, and keeps me from sporking myself endlessly while viewing the stuff that this fandom produces.
I've suggested that these people form their own little private club since they seem so averse to critical comments, but they tend to get really offended if I don't say "OMG this is so excellent squeeeee! i cant wait for the next chapter to go up please tell me soon soon soon!!!!!" Oik. I am sort of persona non grata to the Carly posse over there. I know, it's sad that I'm familiar with the cliques. I had one of them IM me for 45 minutes, berating me for my assault on MPreg. My favorite part of that exchange was when she said, "your comments seem to show no respect..." and I replied, "But I don't respect their writing, so, um what's your point?" There was a very long silence. Then she started to call me "dear" and telling me I should "listen to myself." Which is pretty funny because I think she's like 18 and I'm like 40 29.
The sad thing is that there ( ... )
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One of my huge pet peeves is when the little ones get uppity and forget their place: Then she started to call me "dear" and telling me I should "listen to myself."
Did you check out my twinkie voodoo, you can always send them bad vibes that way. lol
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Actually, will that mess up my karma? I'm in desperate need of positive vibes myself this month. Got any positive vibe collection sites?
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no link ... please, just go to bjfic.net
see below passage.
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August 24, 2009
Maybe having my own car wasn’t such a good idea. It allows me too much freedom, especially when I found myself outside the loft this afternoon. I’m sure Brian wasn’t home, but just being there, looking at the building… the place that was so much a part of my life. Why am I doing this to myself?
HELLLLLLP!!!!
hugs
sass
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