Bad!fic review for November Friday with me 'n Jayen the bich!

[bbjfe]

In celebration of my new hi-speed internet connection!

Well, also cuz this fic is AWE SUM!!!

And! Cuz darksylvia had a de-lurking call, so’s I thot I would deadakate this to her!!! Cuz I NO YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE 2 LEAH

Comments

[equusentric]

I need a whole box of sporks for this one.

[jane2005]

It does seem to be a whole new level of sporkarocious.

Sporkarocious

[darksylvia]

I like that word. YAY.

Re: Sporkarocious

[bbjfe]

Thank god. This will tell you something about my life: I actually took time to think about that one. *stayinginonFridaynite*

[jane2005]

*hugs back*

Yeah... actually, this was the first amusing creative thing I've done in about two months. So I enjoyed the rippage.

I'm settled in my new place, Eric's moving in sometime next week or so. Lord knows. The only requirement is that he be here for La Boheme. I think around the 13th. He says we'll be sitting across the room, posting madly on Tuesday nights. I am so proud - I addicted someone else to a good show. By the time I had lost my mind on QAF at the end of S3, S4 was so bad it was embarrassing to watch it with anyone else. All my QAF stuff's in storage. Along with 80% of my crap. I love the apt, though, it's small, but gets sun ALL DAY, is on the 5th floor (no elevator) so only the true friends will be visiting, and I can see a bit of Manhattan skyline out of my window.

And yeah, indeed, bad!fic is only getting worse. You're right, couldn't happen to two bigger hack-writing whores.

[jane2005]

Oops, sorry, right. Lost is on Wednesday, right. I'm going to the Met to see La Boheme one of these Tuesdays.

You're asking me to make sense. Did you READ what I've been dealing with?

Okay, right. I'm fulla excuses.

[darksylvia]

Okay. I have to process this. This is a fic where Justin is writing a letter to Brian, and his letter reads like a really, really hideous species of song!fics and Ethan has abused him and Michael is Evil with a capital "E"? EEEEEWWW. UNCLEAN. AND JUSTIN IS POETIC LIKE A SEMI-ILLITERATE 12 YEAR OLD! I AM SCARRED.

I agree with BBJFE--there should be toppy!Justin in the next chapter. I'll be disappointed in the author if their isn't.

[bbjfe]

I agree with BBJFE--there should be toppy!Justin in the next chapter. I'll be disappointed in the author if their isn't.

OMG I NO!!! Do you wanna rite a duel letter to whitemare and suggest it?

I thought the lyrics were suite. I did not understand them, but I think that is cuz they are soooo brill.

[jane2005]

OMG there IS a next chapter!!! The first was so damn amazing I just never got to the next. It is here:

http://bjfic.net/viewstory.php?sid=9600

Warning: Contains free-flowing tears and other really bad cliches.

Here's a challenge! See how cutting is YOUR snark factor! What can you do with this gem from one of the subsequent chapters (actually, I'm not sure if I skipped over other chapters on the way to that one, and frankly, it really doesn't matter, does it?). It's BRIANS POV

As silence covers the table like a blanket, every one of us is thinking. Some of them are crying. And I just..die.

[darksylvia]

*twitches*

I'll try it :D

I'll just switch into horrified fascination mode.

[buttrfli_80]

Now I know what's been missing in the fandom, intelligent humor.

This had me laffing my as of. I think BBJFE is very edumacated.

Jane, thanks so much. I am going to read it again because the fandom has been dry as hell and you just added that spark.

[bbjfe]

AWE SUM!!!

I AM edumacated!!! Jayen that bich has been making me practice stuff like its/it is. um. it's. I kinda only sorta get it. She said I was giving her a head ache. But I keep pointing out wherre none a the grocers in our new hood use apostrophes for like, "Charleys grocerey" signs so why should I?

[buttrfli_80]

BBJFE, don't worry about that bich Jayen. She thanks she is so smart forget her. Let her have her hedache.

Listen to you're hood girl, Charles grocary is write, Jayne is wrong.

[bbjfe]

Yeah! See, I just do not no why it matters. Cuz, like, isn't riting s'posed to be creative? So isn't following rules just being un-creative?

[charley_ryan]

Jane: There's your mistake, Sunshine. You shoulda looked in the backroom

Bwahahaha! Or on the dance floor, you know, dancing badly. Let's see we have Abusive!Ethan, Victim!Justin, Teary-Eyed!Brian, Evil!Mickey -- Oh, yes, you've definitely struck bad!fic gold here.

Jane, I just love it when you and BBJFE do these, they crack me up.

[bbjfe]

I just luuuuvv yur icon cuz you know brain is so scarlet!

I am glad I convinced Jane to stop reading that AWE FUL Alice B. Toklas stuff and read sum good stuff!!