T-That wasn't a d-dream, was it... I-I really was s-shot. I-I thought-- I-I mean... W-What happened? W-Why was I...

I-Is everyone okay? W-What... W-What happened? Saya? M-Mister Russia? Miss Vietnam? Luke? A-Anybody? Hello?

[It's nearly been two hours since Latvia had been droned for excessive stuttering during work hours, and has since then been working very, very hard on transporting bricks. 1019 bricks out of 4,500, but on his way back to the factory to fetch more, he passes up a simple drone.]

Comrade Zacharov! Is very nice day to be working for the glory of our ( Read more... )

H-Hel--Nē, I-I'm... I-I don't have any p-problem w-with it s-si--I-I mean, c-comrade... Y-Yes, I-I am. ...O-Oh. I-I'm sorry. ...Can I-I at least use a w-wheelbarrow? No! I-I'm not p-protesting w-what y-you want me to do, I-I was just aski--O-Okay... Спасибо. F-For the g-glory of t-the Motherland...

[After that little exchange with receiving his ( Read more... )

C-Can someone e-explain w-what the F-Fourth of July is all about? A-All I know is it's M-Mister America's birthday. A-And it gets you pushed d-down stairs a-and a box s-stuck over your h-head because of M-Mister Russia.

Mister Giriko, c-could I speak with y-you about something...? P-Please?

I-I got a C o-on my exam for English... A-After I got h-help from e-everyone, I-I mean... T-That's good, r-right? I-I wont f-fail ( Read more... )

T-There's something w-wrong with my brother... E-Estonia, I-I mean. H-He's a-acting like one of t-the um... T-The regular people here. W-Why is he like t-this? H-He...

I-I want my brother back.

C-Can anyone h-help me w-with my E-English homework...? I-I thought I was d-doing g-good, b-but the teacher s-said I was f-failing... A-And she s-said I h-have a speech p-problem w-with the way I t-talk...

M-My accent, I mean... Um...

S-Sorry.

[And just like that, Latvia hangs up. He wont be going to school today, as he's still in shock from ( Read more... )

I-I'm alive... But t-that thing...

U-Um... I-I t-thought it was t-the fifteenth o-or sixteenth, b-but I-I guess I was w-wrong... S-So! Um...

H-Happy Mother's D-Day, M-Miss Roshia--!

I WANT TO GO HOME! I-I DON'T CARE I-IF I'M U-UNDER MISTER R-RUSSIA'S CONTROL! I-I WANT TO GO HOME!

[All there is for a minute or so is the heavy, exhausted breathing of a tiny nation who pretty much yelled the above at the top of his lungs. Not!dad scares him. A lot.]

L-Lūdzu... Man vajag palīdzību...