Comments | bawlingforsoup: divi

bawlingforsoup

divi

May 01, 2010 01:04

I WANT TO GO HOME! I-I DON'T CARE I-IF I'M U-UNDER MISTER R-RUSSIA'S CONTROL! I-I WANT TO GO HOME!

[All there is for a minute or so is the heavy, exhausted breathing of a tiny nation who pretty much yelled the above at the top of his lungs. Not!dad scares him. A lot.]

L-Lūdzu... Man vajag palīdzību...

out of the frying pan and into the fire, latviaaaaa, not!dad is a scary mofo

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nordicbaltic May 1 2010, 06:08:02 UTC

What happened?!

bawlingforsoup May 1 2010, 06:19:35 UTC

I-I-It's worse t-than Mister Russia--!

nordicbaltic May 1 2010, 06:21:05 UTC

WHAT-

[Much calmer, soothing.] What happened?

bawlingforsoup May 1 2010, 06:25:28 UTC

T-There's these... T-Things in my house--! A-And th-this big man--!

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kol_shevik May 1 2010, 06:18:39 UTC

1444 Mitchell. You are finding this now, Да?

bawlingforsoup May 1 2010, 06:23:04 UTC

M-MISTER RUSSIA!

[CAN YOU HEAR THE SOBBING. IT SOUNDS A LITTLE HAPPY FOR ONCE HE HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS he thought it wasn't as bad but these golems make him want to embrace your fat chest and cry ;3;]

kol_shevik May 1 2010, 13:36:08 UTC

Hy! Yelling is not doing any good unless you are hurrying, comrade!

bawlingforsoup May 2 2010, 08:04:20 UTC

I-I don't k-know w-where your house is! M-Mitchell road-- Where i-is it?! M-Make the golem t-things go away!

ohmytenth May 1 2010, 06:21:39 UTC

[...this crying. This familiar, familiar crying.]

...oi... Latvia?

bawlingforsoup May 1 2010, 06:24:43 UTC

W-Who are you?

[HOW DO SO MANY PEOPLE KNOW HIM. IT'S FREAKING HIM OUT.]

ohmytenth May 1 2010, 06:26:11 UTC

[Shit, that's right. He was gone, wasn't he?]

You don't remember? Hey, where do you live right now?

bawlingforsoup May 1 2010, 06:28:50 UTC

B-Beulah... U-Um... 947 I-I think. Y-You're not coming to hurt me, a-are you?

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I'll take this as a compliment ♥ legberjack May 1 2010, 06:39:58 UTC

[Hey, Latvia. Guess who is behind you, listening to everything like a creeper. Guess who has already been through this with the other son. Guess who smells heavily of whiskey and doesn't want to deal with loud noises.

Yeah. I'm so sorry.]

Well. I didn't know we had two shitty women in the house now!

best famiry ever ♥ bawlingforsoup May 1 2010, 06:46:52 UTC

[SCREAMS AND DROPS THE PHONE.

OR THROWS IT. EITHER WAY, HE'S RUNNING INTO THE KITCHEN.]

more like failmily amirite legberjack May 1 2010, 07:01:31 UTC

[Just like old times. Giriko gives chase - in any other family, this might be a heartfelt moment of father and son playing tag. Here, the implications are just worrisome.]

You ain't very smart, are you, kid?! Tch! Let's get started with house rules. First of all? [In a theatric pause, he cracks his neck and with a flash of light, chainsaw blades appear on his legs. If you want a chase, kid, you better know how to run.]

I don't like shitty little cowards on the phone. Understood?

best failmily 1/3 bawlingforsoup May 1 2010, 07:40:34 UTC

[Shit. Cornered. Um. What now. He'll just turn around to face Giriko--]

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d'aww poor guy weiss_tank May 1 2010, 06:51:02 UTC

Hey, are you alright?

he's the crybaby of both families sob bawlingforsoup May 1 2010, 06:53:27 UTC

I-I want to go home...

I feel so bad for him. And laugh. But mostly I feel bad weiss_tank May 1 2010, 06:56:09 UTC

I know, we all do. Are you new here too? [all he can offer is to be a sympathetic ear, poor kid sounds like he's gonna explode from unhappy]

I laugh too. It's okay. bawlingforsoup May 1 2010, 07:24:20 UTC

U-Uh-huh.

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