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[sakikun]

Chapter One:

“What’s up?” it’s Melanie Dent here and I’m the daughter of Harvey Dent. I’m slim, slender, strong, but I’m not musclely, ewww! That’s like totally gross and what not. I also have large breasts and everyone stares at them. You know because their big. I’m sarcastic but sweet to my friends, but then I’m sarcastic to them, then

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[zombietentacles]

“My name is Enoby and I’m not dumb! I’m a Goth!”

“Enoby?” the Joker asked.

“Right, Ebony.”

“Ebony?”

“Enoby, my name is Ebony.”

The Joker was confused.

I DIED

BEST FAILFIC EVER <3

[killerclown9915]

THIS. <333

[piratehatter]

I read the first BERLINWALLOFTEXT to my mom, and she and i rofl'd at the bodysuit

ALSO.

"...in fact I’ve learned that looks can be deceiving and we should judge people based off of their character."

[tries to look confused, but ends up laughing]

[nezbit]

...I now hurt inside. WHY DOES SHE WANT TO FUCK HER DAD

[nezbit]

This is true. ...But he's not my dad, so I have no shame.

I'm also surprised that no Joker rape happened. Since, you know, these girls seem to believe he has anything resembling a sex drive.

[awkward_story]

Failfic makes me lawl goddom ot.