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[sakikun]

Chapter One:

“What’s up?” it’s Melanie Dent here and I’m the daughter of Harvey Dent. I’m slim, slender, strong, but I’m not musclely, ewww! That’s like totally gross and what not. I also have large breasts and everyone stares at them. You know because their big. I’m sarcastic but sweet to my friends, but then I’m sarcastic to them, then

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[theplotsucks]

“THE JOKER GOT AWAY!” Batman said.

“Huh?” Gordon said.

“THE JOKER GOT AWAY!” Batman said again.

Gordon turned to face one of his cops then he turned to face my dad. “Does anyone here know what he’s saying?”

LOL OMG THIS IS AMAZING

[housingtheholy]

“Enoby, my name is Ebony.”

I LOLD FOREVER

[drawjapann]

THE FUCKING BODYSUIT.
KDJHFSDJFAJSDHFDFKGJHSGDFGS.
This is full of hilarious win.

[talksick42]

The 'IRADIA' family!?

Fughedaboutit.

Also; how does she know the difference between a punch sound and a kick sound, but not that machine guns don't shoot one or two bullets at a time?

Tell your friend to keep taking acid- so far, it's made him one fucked-up piece of work.

[androgyneninja]

OH GOD, THIS FAILFIC IS EPIC!!!

“Screw the trial I’m dead sexy!” my dad said.

“Yes you are,” I said sexually.

“What was that?” he asked.

“Oh nothing.”

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOREVERRRRRRRR!