A week ago, I would have thought you were fucked in the head if you said I'd constantly be humming a song by Jeff Bridges and Colin Farrell.

Saw Avatar this weekend. It was really pretty, and the 3D looked pretty awesome, but man, it really deserves the Razzie for Worst Screenplay. During the production, someone should have read the script and said "Arrows can't shoot down helicopters earlier, so why can they now?" or "isn't this the stupidest jailbreak scene in movie history?".

Dear sirs,

On this "Two For" Tuesday, your 5pm DJ saw fit to play a "Two For" of Bark at the Moon and Iron Man. I shouldn't need to point out that the first song is by Ozzy Osbourne, on his Bark at the Moon album, and the latter is by Black Sabbath, on Paranoid. Playing songs by two distinct entities as a "Two For" is ridiculous. If we have ( Read more... )

You storm watchers finally got your wish, all right.

Smell you later, Friends page pollutants.

I need to find a gyro for lunch.

Dear Dinosaur Comics,

I owe you big ups for pointing out a message board thread which proves, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that boring, predictable Garfield (you know, "I hate Mondays, I love lasagna") becomes a hilarious example of surrealism if you edit out Garfield's dialog.

Owe you a high-five,

Tim

Favorite:

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Fake craigslist posting: http://www.kasperhauser.com/khmc/
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LETTER TO MY PROFESSOR:
Carol,

Johnny Shithead has been plagiarizing me for the last few weeks, at least. See our first paragraphs from assignment 8.1:

Sueck:
There are two reasons why I think it's important to study the history of civil rights among Black Americans. First of all, as our assignment says, those who ignore history are doomed to ( Read more... )

All of the MP3s in my H folder are gone.

G is there.

I is there.

H is just a bunch of empty folders.

Where did they go?

I hate to sound alarmist, but the RIAA is probably invading computers and wiping them so that people have to replace their music.