[Comm click, Mordecai's growly voice fills the airwaves.]

What the hell is up with the giant birds at the racetrack?

[No. Really. He's a little thrown off by them being there.]

[Squiiiirt! Mordecai just got hit in the eye with a squirt of water from his comm.]

What the-- The fuck is going on!?

Stupid piece of shit! [A loud thud is heard as the comm gets tossed across the table]

You want me to talk, huh Captain? I'll talk when I damn well feel like it.

[Oh doesn't he sound thrilled with the water spray.]

I can't see shit, but from listening in to what people say on this damn thing, I've gotten off lightly.

[Breathing is heavy. Mordecai is having a bit of trouble keeping it together.]

Should of known this would happen--

[Sharp inhale, like a gasp.]What the fuck was-- Bloodwing!? Is that you boy? Lilith!? Where the hell are you ( Read more... )

[and through the scratchy sounds of him messing with the comm, Mordecai's dry growling voice is heard]

Alright, what is this shit? Prison? [sarcastic chuckle goes here] You think you can keep me here? HAH!

Tannis, if you're somehow involved in this I promise I will have your head mounted on my wall before the day is over. I don't care how much you ( Read more... )