Why am I doing this?

[bassmonger]

And the answer is: because I was told to. Don't expect any dull stories about what I've been doing, or how I try to live my life like a soap opera. Do expect it never to get updated. Don't expect any 'humorous' or pseudo-intellectual musings or parodies. Do expect the odd 'hilarious' (crap and offensive) post in other people's entries. In

Comments

[bassmonger]

I'm honoured.

In the words of Dangermouse:

[madfuzzy]

"Ha! Sell-out!" Or similar.

Re: In the words of Dangermouse:

[bassmonger]

He knows I'm only doing it on the promise of some good loving. Or something.

Seriously, what that bird said below is right. And she's gonna give me some good loving. etc.

[murasaki_star]

Hahaha! I think it's totally great that you're following my orders now :o)

And be honest, you just want to read my 'friends only' posts :oP

I'm going to make you an avatar!

[longhairedhippy]

Hey there :)

[bassmonger]

Yo. Long time no see. Apart from the time I saw you in my work local (Dev Cat) and you either didn't see, or blanked me. Damn you. Damn you all.

I must be some sort of Babel embarrassment.

"Ignore him....his hair....it's not long....or big....
Oh, and he's a wanker."

[bonedancer]

Well that's pretty much the description of me they put on Crimewatch last year, and he speaks to me. More likely you have ninja skills, as evidenced in that post above.