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The Two Deaths of Uncle Ronnie...
No member of my family has ever had a brush with greatness or fame, we are not notable for our outstanding physical prowess, our intellectual fervour or artistic vision.
We are an upstanding and loving clan but, to be completely honest with you, we’re bloody dull.
That is, with the strange exception of my Great-Great-Great Uncle Ronnie; a man ( Read more... ) -
The Internet...
They're calling it the most important invention in the history of civilised man ( Read more... ) -
Stuck in the cabbage patch...
I've just shaken myself out of a 12-year long daydream and noticed that I've been on this Earth for almost quarter of a century with nothing to show for it ( Read more... ) -
SWEET MARY MOTHER OF JEHOVA, I'VE HAD AN EPIPHANY!!
Epiphany.
It's a word I've bandied about a lot since the day I first looked it up on dictionary.com.
I've had epiphanies which have taught me that Burger king tastes better than McDonald's, I've had epiphanies which revealed that the size of a woman's boobs doesn't necessarily correlate with the size of her heart and i've had epiphanies which gave ( Read more... ) -
Real Life Scriptwriter!!!!!
It's been a hectic day in the Northwest of England ( Read more... ) -
Diary of a bad man...
I'd like it to be recorded here for posterity that I am a terrible person. I'm a man-whore and a homewrecker and you should spit on your computer monitor at the very sight of these words because they were written by the black hand of evil ( Read more... ) -
The pros and cons of Salford University...
By the end of this semester I'll be halfway through my time at university and, to tell you the truth, I still feel like I'm in the "settling in" stages.
After a slightly disappointing first year spent making friends with paranoid schitzophrenics and earning a local reputation as "that stupid northern guy who's always pissed and makes a twat of ( Read more... ) -
Like a phoenix that's been hit by a petrol bomb but not in the face so he'll pull through......
Like jesus every easter, like 80's style hotpants and tight combos, like Michael Jackson who's ghost reportedly haunts the neverland ranch, Ladies and Gentlemen, the chronicles of barra_dingir_xu are BACK ( Read more... ) -
Moving swiftly on...
One of the precious few privaleges still allowed to white males in our society is the right to keep our emotions to ourselves. ergo, the soul searching session is officially cancelled due to heavy showers.
Here's another one from bebo....
Today, i went with RAF Paul and his fiance, Steph to see 'Forgetting Sarah marshall'.
I kept seeing people I knew ( Read more... )
